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Revolutions Per Minute (RPM)

RPM is a way of measuring how fast something spins. A couple of examples is that a V8 engine avergally does around 7000rpm and fidget spinners can do around 3750rpm!
My new car can do up to 8000 Revolutions Per Minute (RPM), how much can yours do?
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School Revolutionary

That one kid that argues the meaning of school’s importance, and what things should and shouldn’t be taught. They have a weird obsession with taking over the school or going on strike. These people can appear in any grade, but are most likely to appear in the later grades of primary school.
Teacher: When was the war of 1812?
School Revolutionary: How will this be important when we get into the real world. Will they ask this question at a job interview? Why aren’t you teaching us how to pay taxes, or how to get a job?
by Roasted beans March 14, 2022
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Resolution Bozo

For people who breaks their new year resolutions.
"Bobby, you are such a resolution bozo, you're eating fried chicken when you said you are going to have a beach body this year."

"Kim, you are a resolution bozo, claiming that you will save ALOT of money this year, but end up splurging in the first week of January."
by whistlehorn January 1, 2019
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Conflict resolution

Another way of saying compromise, even if saying compromise is simple enough.
When someone says that guy needs to learn conflict resolution, they're really saying he needs to get his ass in line and start compromising, because if he doesn't meet his/her demands like everybody else, something bad will happen.
by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019
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Two Years Resolution

A new years resolution that turns into two years because you either forgot about it or are just too lazy to try to do it so you give yourself 2 years instead of one.
Person 1: Hey, didn't you say your new years resolution was to quit smoking?

Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.
by zomgjb December 15, 2009
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You Years Resolution

When someone else's New Years Resolution unfortunately involves you.
Mary: "Jim wants to meet up with me. His You Years Resolution is get in touch with all of his old friends."
Linda: "When was the last time you called him?"
Mary: "Like 6 years! And there is a reason for that!"

Jane: "Kathy took me to the gym today."
Joe: "To the gym? You've never been to the gym!
Jane: "I know. Her You Years Resolution is to lose 25 pounds so she bought us both gym memberships. I hate the gym!"
by ejones63 January 2, 2013
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New Year's Resolution

A reachable goal that you don't bother to reach
Friend #1: Why didn't you stop overeating?
Friend #2: It was a new year's resolution
by kittycatgirl99 December 29, 2014
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