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Queef anon 

The accidentally audible escape of moist-air from a thouroghly hammered vagina as an equivalent to the validity of the current Qanon political conspiracy theory.
Hey, did you hear that a 'Biden' computer was anonymously discovered to have child porn on the hard drive?
Sounds like a Russian hit-job or Queef anon to me. Neither one are worth a shit. Moving on...
Queef anon by YAWA October 20, 2020
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Queef in a pan 

the most delicious thing you can get at ma and pas
I just ordered a queef in a pan from Ma and Pas kitchen and it is BUSSIN
Queef in a pan by y’ May 20, 2021

Queef clumpage

Most commonly found in women sixty years or older, years of wear and tear of the vagina causes sacs to form within the vagina. Frequently found due to poor vaginal hygiene, queef clumpage is an exoplasmic substance that forms in the vaginal sacs. If not cleaned out, the clumpage comes out during sex with a violet color that smellslike a rotting pygmy goat.
My doctor helped me clean out my Queef Clumpage

queef queen 

A chick who is the QUEEN of all queefs! I mean every step she takes she just slips em' out. Its the equivalent to vaginal-cropdusting.
Colie is a Queef Queen, man. We were hanging out on Saturday riding bikes and every single time she pedaled it shook the earth.

queef sauce 

The liquid that comes out of a girl's vag when she queefs or orgasms. Also any dipping sauce or dressing that tastes like a queef.
Damn bitch you got queef sauce all over my leather couch.
Sorry, daddy, you're just too good for me.
queef sauce by Notorious R.E.D. April 10, 2007

queef cookie 

The act of being a woman's bitch. Eating a woman's queef.
Eat my queef cookie you man ho.
queef cookie by rk10106 June 13, 2007

Queef Fajita

The act of queefing into a raw fajita. Toppings optional.

WARNING: Hot sauce not advised!
My girlfriend told me to eat a queef fajita, it wasn't that bad...
Queef Fajita by hobojo456 August 17, 2010