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Pussy Plastered

Soaking a tampon in vodka or other hard alcohol and inserting into your pussy in order to get plastered, aka drunk. Perfect for high school dances or when being breathalyzed.
"Holy hell! I got pussy plastered and passed the breathalyzer test! Let's grind on Mr. Tobin!"
by camitee May 31, 2011
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pussy footin

Procrasinating or taking your time doing something you were suppose to be rushing to do.
mookie if you dont stop pussy footin around and bring yo ass on !
by 2R3AL4Y@L March 9, 2015
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Sour Pussy Shocker

Alcoholic drink consisting of 1 shot of Tequila, 1/2 shot of Everclear, and 12 oz of Limeade. Ingredients are mixed and then chilled for 2 hours until drink has a slushy consistancy. Salt is then added on top to taste. Often enjoyed as a great pre-game drink. Originated out of Lock Haven, PA.
"Yo dude how is that Sour Pussy Shocker?"

"Way too salty bro."
by qpqpqpqqqpqpqp April 13, 2009
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show pussy

A woman who accompanies a single man to social events, or is married or otherwise partnered with a man for the sole purpose of giving the impression that said man is straight.
"Everybody knows Jimbo packs fudge in the brown bay, so why he come up in here with dat show pussy?"
by FishOnTuesday November 25, 2013
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Ming Dynasty Pussy

Something that makes people act unwise.
Ming Dynasty Pussy got me actin unwise
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022
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wooden pussy

Derived from the Italian: sei figa de legno - You've got a pole up your arse. (Literally translates as you have a wooden pussy). A frigid woman, stuck-up, in terms of refusing sex.
"Don't take any wooden pussy" that can be heard at the end of the 1979 movie "The Wanderers" by Philip Kaufman.

Girl: that chick is hot.
Guy: I guess, but she looks like she has a wooden pussy.
by Marcuse Treichler July 26, 2012
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Pussy Afro

When a girl never shaves her pubic hairs and they grow into a thick afro.

Pussy afro's were very popular in 1977.
Damn, that girl's got a pussy afro! What the fuck?
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