teddy pumpkins

A pet name a guy gives his girlfriend when they are in love

I love my Teddy Pumpkins!
I need to text my teddy pumpkins

by Nukexteme November 2, 2010

Golden Pumpkin

When you fuck a girl and put your dick in her pee hole and your balls in her vagina

I just have that bitch my golden pumpkin!

by Captainwhitehat December 26, 2016

Pumpkin Nut

The act of ejaculating after eating various pumpkin assortments onto a thanksgiving pumpkin pie, during grace.

I really hope uncle John doesn't have another pumpkin nut this year!

by JFrischizzleYonizzle November 24, 2016

Pumpkin Scratches

Cuts on your penis from a Blow Job where she bites on your penis too hard. Scrapes her teeth on your penis. Blow Job where teeth scrape against your penis leaving marks.

She's great in bed, but she left a few pumpkin scratches on me, so watch out.

by T0ne-L0c March 20, 2012

flesh pumpkins

boobs

I need to find a new bra to fit these flesh pumpkins.

by bouchard32 May 8, 2011

Smashing Pumpkins

When two homo sexual males are fucking doggy style and their balls repeatedly smack each other.

Gay guy 1: Last night when you fucked my ass and we were smashing pumpkins it felt so good.

Gay guy 2: Yea my balls are sore too.

by Dr. Definitions February 23, 2011

chubby pumpkin

way to describe a fat person; see big bellied sherrif

Stop standing around you chubby pumpkin!

by spooge September 6, 2003