Turd Punt

Literaly passing a turd.... explains why you havent ever seen it. If you do experience this, please allow the incomplete pass, dont touch it - especially if the person was eating corn

person with a corn turd on their face: ah gross!!!!!, someone turd punted me!!!!!

person with shit on their hands: hell yeah.... im ashton kuchar and im awesome!!!!

by ellz0rzzzz August 25, 2006

and punt

Reminds me to change the radio station to something other than the Maxwell Show on WMMS.

1. "And punt" - station moves up a notch.

by SPD October 27, 2007

punter

A program to flood peoples AIM or other Instant Messaging accounts. Flooding a person's account will deliberatly cause an error in the person's account, therefore causing that program to crash.

AIMPunter 2.1+ is the best punter out there. It causes everyone to be booted from online that I want.

by Jason May 13, 2005

cunt punt

cuntpunt is the act of attacking a woman in her vulva, can cause extreme pain.
A kick in the cunt can hurt a woman, or damage your baby maker.

a whore sleeping with my male, I will avenge me, then I'll hurt your vagina.
Let me give an cunt punt this bitch!
I'll kick a bitch in cunt and stick your feet inside the vagina of the woman.

by CUNTPUNTVAGINA December 8, 2014

puntain

Suprise buttsex or lightning buttsex between a guy and something or someone else. If it is used as an insult, you stretch the -un sound.

Go puntain a cow
Go puntain yourself
See those guys? I bet they puntain each other at night.

by Nudemanonbike January 3, 2009

Cactus Punt

Someone wearing an ice climber's boot (Spiked Tip) and kicks someone with the bottom of the boot in their testicles.

I told my friend if he didn't quit talking smack about my girlfriend I'd give him a jolly ol' Cactus Punt.

by Jack The Stalking Jew Ass Ripper November 23, 2006

punta

If the president of the United States is named George W. Bush, and you have need of a circumstance in which to refer to him by a code name, you could call him "the punta."

Enraged Environmentalist: "Damn! The punta pulled us out of the Kyoto accords!"

by Ludwig Van Beehtoven March 17, 2005