Promiss

Prom·iss
n.
1.a. A false declaration assuring that one will or will not do something; a sarcastic vow.
b. A verbal disguise to 'promise'. Something promissed never happens; one must refrain from writing promiss to go unnoticed.
2. Indication of something favorable to never come; have no expectations having been promissed to.
3. Destruction of future excellence or success: a player of great promiss. A professional miss. E.g. Fernando Torres.

v. prom·issed, prom·iss·ing, prom·iss·es

'I promiss I'll do it next time.'

by THE UNCONSCIOUS THE WISE ONE December 5, 2013

Promises, Promises

Never had a doubt
In the beginning
Never a doubt
Trusted too true
In the beginning
I loved you right through
Arm in arm we laughed like kids
At all the silly things we did

You made me promises promises
Knowing I'd believe
Promises promises
You knew you'd never keep

Second time around
I'm still believing words that you said
You said you'd always be here
"In love forever"
Still repeats in my head
You can't finish what you start
If this is love it breaks my heart

You made me promises promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises promises
Why do I believe

Arm in arm we laughed like kids
At all the silly things we did
You can't finish what you start
If this is love it breaks my heart

You made me promises promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises promises
Why do I believe
All of your promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises, promises
Why do I believe

Promises
Promises
Promises
Promises
Promises

by Death Menace November 18, 2022

Great Canadian Promise

A broken promise
A promise that is full of shit
Instead of basic words of fond farewell, Canadians will promise something that is unlikely to happen as they don't know how to simply say goodbye.
"Great" is added to sound great just like the Great Canadian Bagel, great Canadian Super Store and all the other great Canadian stuff that isn't so fucking great after all!

I'll give you a call; we'll go for beers.
Let's do lunch.
We should get together sometime.
I'll talk to my buddy, he'll sort you out.
Yeah, I can fix your car; I'll come over on the weekend
They'll be here in a week to do the work.

All great examples of a Great Canadian Promise

by Aliip May 8, 2008

promiscuous

A redundant adjective for the word "woman".

That is a woman. That is a promiscuous woman. But I repeat myself.

by captain marf September 4, 2008

promasterbating

The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.

My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

Procasterbate

To pleasure yourself in an unhuman nature

I had a paper due but i was to busy procasterbate last night

by Pornstar29 June 14, 2010

Profastity

The level of speed and professionalism with which a task is carried out by the little people.

The Executives were very impressed with the profastity in which the highly-gifted manager was able to produce the megadeck.

by Marty's friend April 28, 2005