The Postal Service

An indie band, with the same lead singer as Death Cab for Cutie, with excellent beats, catchy songs, and crafty lyrics.

I just listened to the postal service, and now I am totally addicted.

by allison July 28, 2004

Post Malone

1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.

2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.

Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."

Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"

by A Human Male July 12, 2018

Post-Google Depression

The sinking feeling that you get after realizing that you are worthless and insignificant. This comes about after one googles there own name and nothing but facebook pages for a different "place your name here" in Canada appears.

Person 1: I hate my life
Suicide Hotline: Why?
Person 1: Post-Google Depression
Suicide Hotline: Oh, then its not only you that hates you. Its god. Are you Jewish by any chance?

by Mac___Crazy September 27, 2010

Post Ejaculatory Blindness

Temporary blindness experienced shortly after ejaculation

She offered to blow me while I was driving her home, but I was worried about post ejaculatory blindness

by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008

Post Data

An informal or personal addition at the end of a letter or note written to a friend, acquaintance, or enemy.

Could also apply to a notation added to the end of scripting or coding in terms of a computer language or semantics.

Common known acronym is P.D.

(contents of note blah blah blah)
Sincerely,
(name here)

P.D. (post data) I had a great time at dinner last night!

by k0nfl¡ct November 2, 2012

Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome

1. When the real world hits you like a slap to the face after a fierce masturbation session.

Joe: "I beat off with birthday cake frosting... I hated myself and wanted to die..."

Terry: " Sounds like Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome to me. Don't sweat it, bro. It's normal. But that IS fucked up..."

by mbarfiel February 4, 2010

Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment

That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.

AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E

'Damn, last night I got post ejaculatory enlightenment..... and you're right...... she was a pig!'

by The Urban Keats November 9, 2007