The Port

The Port refers to Port Glasgow, a town in the west coast of Scotland. People who aren't local tend to confuse Port Glasgow with the city called Glasgow, so the Port works as a nickname to avoid this confusion.

Port Glasgow is next to Greenock and smaller places like Kilmacolm and Langbank. It's home to the Port bird.

"Where are you from?

"Port Glasgow."
"Oh I love Glasgow!"
"I'm not from Glasgow, I'm from the Port!"

by catpeesweeties February 09, 2021

Port Flapping

When you put your mouth on a vagina and horse blow.

I was port flapping my girlfriend last night and she squirted all over my face

by DuckingLlama June 01, 2024

Hella port

Universal term for something you can’t live with out
(Better than that’s sick or that’s cool)

His new album is hella port

Those sunglasses are hella port

by Theology 101 April 27, 2018

Port-a-Pussy

When a female is getting sexually pounded with consent in a port-a-john.

See “Shit Poking” for the male version.

Sylvia and John had Port-a-Pussy at the concert.

John and Stan had a contest to see who could get the most Port-a-Pussy.

by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 27, 2022

P-port

A rather demure term for a bathroom.

-It's so good to meet you, President Obama. Can I call you Barack?
*You too, Maddy. Of course! I like your nail color.

-Thanks so much! It's been lovely chatting, but I really need to visit the p-port.

*No problem. I love you!

by she'sabirddoge July 02, 2013

Port-a-sex

The act of having sex in a port-a-potty while you get your friend to roll it down a hill/slope

“Hey Jimmy can you help me and Bianca? We’re planning on having Port-a-sex.”

by PhysicalToxic December 09, 2019

Panamanian Port-O-Potty

You go to a convenience store and get the an XL Blue Slushy. You drink the whole thing then go down on your girl for like 15 minutes.Get her good and excited, when she asks you to put it in you just piss on her.

I think I’ll stop by 7-11 on the way home, someone’s getting a Panamanian Port-O-Potty tonight!

by Freako Depot April 30, 2025