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Mystic Pony

A slang word for methamphetamine. Used as if one was riding the mystic pony.
That guy? Oh yeah, he's definitely riding the mystic pony.
by Darthax March 6, 2011
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toxic pony

“We tried the toxic pony last night… it was AMAZING
by InkOpals July 15, 2023
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Pony boy

Calling someone a pony boy means they are a stupid little nobody
Here is an example

Cool girl probably named Alex says: “wow look at that girl maggie she is such a stupid little pony boy!”
by Awesomealex101 February 19, 2020
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Pony Brothers

Parallel to the term scissoring scissors, Pony Brothers are two males or two humans with a penis who ride each other without penetration.
Hey Armon: would you like to be Pony Brothers tonight? All the fun awaits for us without having to prep!
by Kingfabester October 11, 2020
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grease pony

A slur typically used against natural red haired individuals with long hair, typically male.
Person 1: I love Megadeth but it’s no wonder Metallica kicked Dave Mustaine out!

Person 2: Exactly! You can never trust a Grease Pony
by Nicktendo69Lmao October 11, 2022
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Penis Pony

1. A man with erectile dysfunction

2. Someone who slightly pisses you off
"Giv me mod" "no" "u penis pony"
by Exsiq March 22, 2022
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Pony dance

The pony dance refers to sex between small people.

The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.

Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.

Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.
Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."

"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"

"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"
by CookieHugs August 26, 2021
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