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jail ponies

Common name for Zebras used in Winnipeg.
'You know those horses with the stripes?'
'You mean jail ponies?'
by Thief Ledger December 7, 2018
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steel pony

A descriptive term of having ridden a particularly erect penis.
“My gosh, Bruce really gave me the steel pony”
by The Steel Pony May 30, 2018
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grease pony

A slur typically used against natural red haired individuals with long hair, typically male.
Person 1: I love Megadeth but it’s no wonder Metallica kicked Dave Mustaine out!

Person 2: Exactly! You can never trust a Grease Pony
by Nicktendo69Lmao October 11, 2022
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flesh pony

When a female uses a male as nothing more than a human sex toy.
Damnit Erika, I am not just a flesh pony! I have thoughts and feelings too!
by Bekki Rawks December 9, 2014
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bob pony

A Tech Youtuber who typically has a MLP PFP and does things such as upgrading from all of the beta's of an operating system, and typically does them on real hardware.
Person 1: I just watched Bob Pony's new video
Person 2: wow what did he make this time
Person 1: A video about the M1 Mac
Person 2: Awesome
by MukeshSn1per999 June 5, 2021
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Pony up

In evey relationship one of the partners have been pony up because of their looks.
by Kuehlstein May 8, 2018
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Pony dance

The pony dance refers to sex between small people.

The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.

Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.

Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.
Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."

"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"

"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"
by CookieHugs August 26, 2021
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