political correctness

a platonic ideal, an abstraction, a form, an eternal immaterial underlying reality. Political correctness is an ideal whose standards are so unrealistic that no one has ever met them and all instances we encounter in this material world of it are but deformed and imperfect copies of that ideal. No novel is politically correct. No play is politically correct. No poem. No film. No song. No speech. No president. No talk show, organization or law is perfectly politically correct. And yet we are still punished for failing to meet its ungodly demands.

Shakespeare, Milton, Plato, Kant, D.H. Lawrence and Homer are but a few names in the hall of shame of political incorrectness. So what chance does an average Joe have of ever demonstrating pure political correctness?

by plato's heir December 18, 2009

Political Correctness

Known as the religion of fuckheads.

What a fuckhead, he thinks that political correctness is the key to being an intellectual.

by BIGjon88 August 19, 2010

political prostitute

Turncoats, party switchers, any action by politicians done obviously for self gain, fame and nothing else related to public service with favors or exchange perceived to be involved.

By filing that case everyone knows is bullshit after receiving budget for so-called projects, it became painfully obvious that senator for many years degraded into a mere political prostitute.

by O_H May 24, 2016

Identity Politics

Opportunistically and shallowly marketing an illusion of equality towards historically marginalized groups based on religion, race, gender, etc. for the sake of political or monetary convenience.

Biden: "Get me a list of the 3 trans people in America, I'm gonna hire one!"

Assistant: "Yes, sir, right away, sir."

Assistant 2: "Isn't that cultural appropriation??"

Assistant 1: "No, you're thinking of identity politics."

Biden: "Someone get me my milkshake!"

by RustyNailTermz June 9, 2021

polite cat

what most gay people call "beluga"

this is polite cat, not beluga

by sussy bake April 29, 2022

Pi Politics

The use of different values for the irrational number π to poke fun at the differing polarized views parroted by mostly hypothetical or morally bankrupt politicians in the land of senseless deaths, which occur practically every day due to zero public ban on guns.

An example of pi politics among ultra-MAGA voters is:

Trump: π = 22/7 (because it is the ratio of the circumference to the diameter of any circle).

Pence: π = 3 (because the Bible tells me so).

DeSantis: π = x, where x is awaiting final approval by “woke” censors.

by Fasters May 7, 2023

corona politics

stupid political decisions

"Those decisions at the moment are so bad"
"Yeah they really are corona politics"

by MeMakingDictionary December 10, 2020