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Joke Poke

Having sex with a undesirable girl (in most cases fat or ugly) just because you're horny and your options are limited.
I got some joke poke last night. That bitch weighed 300 pounds if she weighed a 1000.
by nihuddy82 July 7, 2009
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Pikesville

Home of the dank budds.
If you're from pikesville you or some1 you know have at least 5 people in their phone book who know where to get the dank budd.
Dude, call up Dusty and see if hes good for a slice!
Of course he is, he lives in PIKESVILLE!
by Shmeds May 27, 2008
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poked in the nuts

A man or boy poked in his with a rifle or anything that is sharp or hurts when you hit somebody with it
Hey mom! guess what i saw in a movie today?

Mom:What did you see?

Richie:I Saw this man who got poked in the nuts By a rifle and after he fell beside the wall the man who poked him shot the other dude in the eye!
by latino14 June 2, 2009
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Poké-Reality

Pokémon Reality is the conjectured state of things as they actually exist in Pokémon Universe, rather than as they may appear or might be imagined. In a wider definition, reality includes everything that is and has been, whether or not it is observable or comprehensible.
We live a Poké-Reality.
by pseudonymPokémon19 March 8, 2016
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pokeballed

When you engage to marry someone early before they can realize they can find better.
by Kram Retsel January 9, 2019
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dick poked

when you hug a guy and they have a boner
Sarah:i hugged the bird today..
Olivia:got dick poked?
Sarah:yupppp
by vballen012 October 5, 2009
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pocky poke

When sexual intercourse between a man and a woman is so intense that the woman begins to shit, but the man then inserts his cock into her ass to stop her from shitting all over that place and then continues to fuck her in the pussy with his shit covered cock which looks like a chocolate pocky sitck.
1) pocky poke can be used in place of "fuck the shit out of" i.e That bitch is so hot i'm gonna pocky poke her!

2) Pocky poke may also be used as an insult i.e Sharon is so dirty I pocky poked her and she liked it!
by Dr. pockypoker September 10, 2013
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