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Pointe-Claire

Pointe-Claire is a town located on the West Island of Montreal, in Canada, it has a population of 31000 and a recent survey shows that 24500 out of 31000 have admitted to having some sort of fetish for the premier of Quebec Francois Legault, and another 5500 have admitted to having wet dreams about a Canadian Prime Minister candidate in the 2021 elections, with 800 for Justin Trudeau, 1250 for Erin O'Toole, 400 for Jag meet Singh, 3000 for Maxime Bernier, and 50 for others. The main language is French, due to the 101th law stating that all must speak French. Another study shows that 1 out of 31000 has admitted to being a vegan activist.
Pointe-Claire was the host city of the West Island jackoff festival in 1974, 1983, 1992, 1999, 2003, 2006, 2009, 2012 and 2021. In 1974, only 300 people participated to the festival, but in 2021, over 40000 people participated, showing that Pointe Claire is a very popular location for the festival, due to the advantage of many hornists present there.
by SEEL_dev October 3, 2021
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shitting point

The point at which the workload of a system causes performance to degrade exponentially. The system's output cannot match its input, and thus either long wait times or catastrophic failure occurs. Most often seen with computer systems.
It's probably going to take months for this definition to get approved because the ratio of submissions to moderators at Urban Dictionary has reached the shitting point.
by Idle.Idol August 27, 2013
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showing point

It's not quite touching cloth so it's not considered shiting your pants it's just a turtle head poking so technically you have not shit your pants quite yet.
Kerrie: Hey Mike hurry up I need to use the bathroom, I'm showing point.

Mike: So what you're telling me is you shit your pants. Why should I rush out of the bathroom if you already shit your pants?

Kerrie: No you dumbass I'm showing point which means I did not shit my pants , so get out of the bathroom before I shit my pants.
by Wickedshocka August 5, 2018
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points moon

A noun created by Kim Harris, the co-host of Fanatical Fics podcast. It is used when someone guesses the happenings of a Harry Potter fan fiction correctly and therefore gets a "point". If one gets enough points, they will eventually make it to the points moon.
Yes! Hogwarts castle and the Giant Squid made out, just like I guessed. I'm on course for the points moon !!
by merp.. October 17, 2021
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Point of Interest

Any point located on the map that an investigator, agent, surveiller, or detective finds interesting.
Detective: All the evidence seems to point towards this spot on the map. This spot will be our main Point of Interest.
by the_surveiller May 16, 2013
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zero points

1. of poor quality
2. general disapproval
3. disappointment
1. A: Would you rail with that girl?
B: No, man. She's zero points.

2. A: Let's go out to Toad's. That place rocks!
B: What? Zero points!

3. A: I Dutch-ovened my girl, and she dumped me.
B: Tsk, tsk. Zero points.
by H-Money October 21, 2003
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Max points

A game with friends involving sexual acts which equal certain points. The aim of the game is to achieve the highest amount of points or achieving "max points"
Kiss = 10 points
Snog =15 points
A cheeky touch = 20
Anything more sexual = 50
THE DEED = MAX POINTS
Hey ;) kiss me and you can give me 10points" or "Hey fancy MAX points ;)
by Desusa October 21, 2010
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