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pissed out

Having one's body depleted of water, consquently being unable to urinate.
"I'm just pissed out, and I've been that way for two days." - Jonathan Tse

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by 999 April 23, 2005
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pisshead's pocket

The condition caused by excessive drinking the night before; handing over too many twenties resulting in a pocketful of small change. To qualify for pisshead's pocket the amount of change must add up to more than £10 (as displayed by Mylo the Don on any given Saturday morning. This may be abbreviated to pisshead's.
I've got a really bad case of pisshead's this morning - I'm jingling all over.
by Seanipops April 16, 2004
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pissed spastic

someone who enjoys life to the fullest, does anything for friends at anytime,anywhere, anyhow, supplies house and children with all they need during pub's closed hours only.
Always the happiest and loudest in the pub. Never arguementive unless provoked and then able to deal with the problem without being ejected from hotel.
Often used as a form of abuse hurled from 16 year old daughters that think they know everything. As in: "Your never home, you never do anything, You are nothing but a pissed spastic, and where are MY sunglasses?"
by Kate Webster September 22, 2006
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pissfest

a period of time marked by outrageous events and a high volume of collective irritation.
That refugee camp was a total pissfest.
by reaeaeat August 27, 2008
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pissed off piss

- When you're urinating so hard that you shit your pants. Only people with anger issues have this problem.

- an angry little piss bitch who can't confront the person that they hate for unknown reasons. Usually a stuck up spoiled brat who sits on the computer all fucking day typing up lame psychotic essays in an attempt to offend the person. They like to remain anonymous.

- A self proclaimed rapist who suffers from a combination of obsessive compulsive disorder, manic depression, passive aggression, homosexuality, voyuerism, and an uncrontrolled urge to masturbate to the person they dislike. while the victim laughs.
you little pissed off piss you still pissed off at her? get the fuck over it psycho. go take your anger out on other random people. sounds like you're the type of psycho who would go postal. Go shoot yourself you little faggot. go jack off to someone else and quit watching the porn and pretending that you don't. I thought Every man does it even women. Everyone knows you're not getting any.
by trollOCDdenial March 26, 2010
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pissed

Intoxicated, inebriated, drunk, under the influence of alcohol.

It is sometimes used to denote ire or anger, but when it is it is usually always said 'pissed off'.

According to some sources the origins of 'pissed' derive from the practices of pagan northern european peoples imbibing the urine of others (primarily shamen) who had ingested the Amanita Muscaria mushroom to obtain its active compounds.
He went to the pub to get pissed. (common Australlian UK usage)

She was pissed off at him for going to the pub without her.
by Bill Poster December 16, 2011
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pissjet

a derogatory term used to defame someone or something, usually in the context of calling someone a wimp or a slacker.
Bob...I hate Bob...he can't even do the simple things I ask him to do. That fucking pissjet...
by bchc2003 September 21, 2017
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