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pineapple grand entrance

The act of inserting a pineapple anally or vaginally as well as inserting your penis anally or vaginally.
I took Frank's advice and gave Hilary a pineapple grand entrance, it wasn't pretty.
by Hiato April 15, 2011
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Pineapple

Spongebob's house under the sea
by N00B007 October 9, 2013
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Spicy Pineapple

Two thirds of the drinking container is filled with Bacardi 151, while the other third is pineapple juice.

This is essentially Caribou Lou, minus the Malibu and proper measurements. Because of the distinction it has from said drink, it can be called something else on its own.

At first, tastes like pineapple juice, and all is well. You think 'well this isn't so bad...' and then you swallow it. Suddenly, the taste of pineapple is replaced by the feeling of the sharp parts of the pineapple being forced down your throat, on fire.

Not recommended for those who hate Bacardi or pineapples.
Ben: Good god this is just awful! You taste the pineapples, then swallow, and all faith in humanity leaves you.

Keith: Oh, it can't be that bad...... dear God, he's right.

Pat: UGH, it's like... spicy pineapples!
by Rikity September 13, 2009
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Pineapple Pizza

A crime against humanity, and a crime against God.
Customer: Hi, I would like one ticket to Hell please.
Cashier: Sorry but we don't serve pineapple pizza here.
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Angry Pineapple

To give someone an angry pineapple you must clasp your hands together so that your fingers are inter-linking and forcefully insert this hand formation into their rectum through there anus. Th process is so called because of the similarity of the clasped hand shape and a pineapple. It is also believed to have originated from the fact that inserting a pineapple through the anus has a similar effect to giving some an angry pineapple.
Did you give him an angry pineapple?
Oh god. Your ass looks like you have been angry pineappled a few times...
by The Secret Angry Pineappler December 3, 2010
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Pinapplé

A pinapplé is a person who Identifies as a pineapple, they are often European or British. They often complain about how too many pineapple are fished from the market these days!
Human: Hey bro, you gonna eat that pineapple.

Pinapplé: Just cos I am a pinapplé doesn't mean I’m a cannibal
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PINEAPPLES

The toxic Clexa (Clarke Griffin and Lexa couple from The 100, season 3 show) shippers of Twitter. However, not all clexa shippers are pineapples, just the one's harras other people.
"Did you see what pineapples just tweeted?" "I just got harassed by a pineapple." "Pineapples are gaslighting everyone today."
by kizo2703 May 6, 2020
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