persian nigga

Total oxymoron! There are no black people in Iran.

Man A: "Why do you think your parents are liars?"

Man B: "First they told me about Santa, then the Easter bunny, but once I heard about the "persian nigga" I knew everything they said was bullshit"

by Gianfranco23 August 14, 2009

Persian Mask

When a guy puts his asshole on another guys lips

While I was sleeping Ricky gave me a persian mask!

by WillDanJosh March 30, 2009

Persian

An oval-shaped cinnamon bunwhich is topped with a sweet flavoured icing (strawberries, raspberries or blueberries).
The persian is unique to Thunder Bay, Ontario Canada, the only place where they are known to be baked.

'The Persian Man' in Thunder Bay is one of the more popular local establishments from which to buy one of these tasty persian treats.

by Chocolate Wayne October 23, 2007

persian

Persians are an ethnic group from Iran, Tajikestan and afghanistan (hazaras, Tajiks and Farsiwans), as well as other ethnic minorities in the surrounding countries like bahrain, iraq, uae, kuwait, qatar,india, russia, uzbekistan, pakistan and even china. Number 120 million world wide. Whoever speaks Persian as their main tongue and considers hims elf Persian is Persian.

Persians are known for creating dozens of empire, some Zoroastrian some islamic, like the Achaemenids, Sassanids, parthians, Safavids, Qarmatians, Samanids, afsharids, Pahlavi dynasty etc...

Omgd we got this foreign exchange student from Iran, hes Persian, hes sooo freaking hot.

by afkooni July 15, 2016

Persian Twist

The art of cramming some Oreos into a girls vagina and then using your penis to crunch them up. The end result is your dick looks like a black and white barber shop pole.

Hey baby lets bust out some oreos and do the persian twist.

by Miller September 16, 2004

Persian Pool Party

Ear Sex. The act of having sex with the ear canal.

Arya gave Lauren a persian pool party and now she is deaf in one ear.

by chode messiah December 14, 2008

Persian Sunglasses

The act of waiting until someone has fallen asleep (usu. through intoxication) then proceeding to position oneself over the sleeping party in such a way as to drop your scrotum onto their closed eyelids.

Pete: Hey mate did you hear about Conor?

James: No, what happened him now?

Pete: He fell asleep at that house party and got a pair of Persian Sunglasses!

James: spastic

by Gazuba January 14, 2010