Phantom-Boner

when a girl is aroused, it gives the effect of a phantom boner. It's like having a boner, only girls don't have penises, so they get phantom-boners.

Beth: "aaron and luke were so hot when they were making out!"
Becky: "I know! I got a phantom-boner!"

by Jake-Off September 12, 2007

phantom money

When you have money in your bank account, but it can't be used because you are waiting for a bill to post from an automated payment. This usually causes frustration because you want to go on a shopping spree with that money.

I have $1000 in my checking account but I can't use it because my car insurance is due and its $850. Stupid phantom money!

by sabine3212 May 13, 2010

phantom pooper

A mysterious culprit responsible for a bowel movement with no wipe and no flush in a strange restroom

"the phantom pooper stuck in the shit spot"

by dueling lyricists October 9, 2014

phantom phone

when vibrations are felt or ringing are heard when one is without cellphone or cellphone is silenced.

AH! I felt my phone vibrate against my leg. .. except i have no phone in my pocket. . !!! THE PHANTOM PHONE!

by drewskizzle March 28, 2009

Phantom Manor

Phantom Manor, Located in Disneyland Paris (formerly known as Disneyland Euro),Phantom Manor is the European version of the classic Disney attraction The Haunted Mansion. This version unlike any otherHaunted Mansion attraction has a clear storyline about a bride,her father(the phantom) and the husband to-be. The manor was originally narrated in English by Vincent Price but doe to some disagreements with French officials the ride is narrated in French by:Gerard Chevalier. This version is so far (not including to up and coming HKDL version of The Haunted Mansion) that doesn't include the Hitchhiking Ghosts but still has the mirrors that doe show you that a "ghost" is very near you. Also a another fact about this ride that the storyline comes from a mixture of the Haunted Mansion storyline and the storyline of The Phantom of The Opera.

Gosh, Phantom Manor is much more scary then the other Haunted Mansions.

by disneyjunky September 4, 2009

Phantom Nut

When a man with only one nut has such a good fucking that it feels like his missing nut is there again. A phantom nut is usually identified as pain in the area of where that nut used to be.

She rode me so good i felt it in my Phantom Nut!

by Halfaman December 8, 2009

Phantom Negro

A nonexistent black person, usually male, who is blamed by a white person for a crime that said white person committed themselves. So far the Phantom Negro has kidnapped and murdered Susan Smith's kids, carved the letter B (for Barack Obama) in Ashley Todd's face, thrown acid in Bethany Storro's face, and murdered Charles Stuart's wife.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Whiteguy McWhitey burned down his own house and told the police a black guy did it?
Person 2: The Phantom Negro strikes again.

by StrugglingStudent December 10, 2010