by LolXDLOLLolXDLOLLolXDLOLLolXDL February 10, 2021
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by bigboyondrugs March 25, 2022
I was at a walmart and I heard someone shouting "penis Penis Penis! PENIS PENIS! PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!!"
by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 3, 2021
Because of having these, males use them as an excuse to watch sport instead of chick-flicks, buy beer instead of nice wine and not ring when they say they are going to.
Sally: "Call me tomorrow!"
Bob: "Ok"
Next day...
Bob: remembers he has a penis, does not call Sally.
Bob: "Ok"
Next day...
Bob: remembers he has a penis, does not call Sally.
by Pink Knickerz January 6, 2004
An attempted humorous pluralization of the word "penis". As with other words from Latin that end with "is", such as "crisis" and "neurosis", "penis" changes the "is" to "es", forming "penes", as "crisis" changes to "crises" and "neurosis" to "neuroses". Only urologists and a handful of other professionals use the word "penes", however, so it is best to stick to the English plural, "pensises".
by atemperman January 24, 2004