patriotic freeze

Having intercourse with a girl using a Bomb Pop popsicle.

I was at the lake with her during the 4th of July and gave that freak a Patriotic Freeze.

by YaDonSon December 4, 2021

patriotize

to gain the loyalty of those with feeble minds or paranoid imaginations - usually prone to unintelligible conspiracy theories involving government leaders - inspiring faulty patriotic speech, writings and actions with the potential for treason or terror

Wow, Trump really did patriotize his base. I don’t know if I feel bad for them as much as I am afraid for our country.

by CSteven May 20, 2021

Lipservice Patriot

Anyone who is against things like Equal Employment Opportunities, or "DEI," but then thanks disabled veterans "for their service."

"I used to be a Conservative, until I realized modern Republicans are just lipservice patriots."

by GhostBear614 March 3, 2025

The Patriot

Wiping your ass while still wearing your pants.

That guy just pulled the patriot and wiped his ass while still wearing his pants

by Pauley Revere October 14, 2020

The Patriots

A sad excuse for a football team, that gets off to Tom Brady.

The Patriots always attract the worst fans

Pats Fan: Tom Brady? Oh yessssss *gets off*
Eagles Fan: *Stares with deep sympathy* Wow, what a clown

by KayMF!! June 18, 2020

patriot bruise

A bruise that consists of an inner white circle (dead skin) surrounded by a blue ring (regular bruise) surrounded by a red ring (pissed off capillaries).

Red, white and blue. Get it?

A badge of honor in close contact, high velocity sports like Racquetball.

"I got a patriot bruise on my calf playing Ralph last weekend".
"Holy crap. So you did."

by Al Benedict October 18, 2020

Patriot

secret service code name for WH Chief of Staff Andrew Card

Patriot had the same name as the Patriot Act which randomly searched suspected terrorists and caught some people who had terrorists in their networks.

by Coop Dupe March 20, 2020