paint the toilet

when such a shit is taken, that its gooeyness adheres to the outermost porcelain structure of the interior of the toilet bowl. see painting the porcelin

mother teresa ate a burrito and then it made her paint the toilet.

by toiletpainter October 1, 2010

Spray Paint Can

A can of paint pressured by aresol. To assure even ratio between Areosol and Paint, spray paint cans have a small marble sized plastic or ceramic bearing. Each spray can's aresol and paint consistacy varies between makes. For example MonTana has a european feel with thicker paint,wheras Krylon is runny and can be administered quicker.

by PAkru June 30, 2003

Peeling paint

The process of stretching your leg in front of you to peel your balls away from your leg

It was so hot during the day, I was peeling paint everywhere I walked

by Mike1125 March 30, 2019

Ice Cream Paint Job

Refers to a motor vehicle that features a creamy interior, while also possessing an exceptionally clean exterior. This is analogous to an ice cream cone in which the "cream" is contained within the interior of the cone while the outside remains clean. Hence, the "Ice Cream Paint Job".

My new car has such a rich, creamy interior, and the exterior is just so clean; all my friends say that I've got an ice cream paint job.

by raplexicon June 28, 2009

paintball

a sport originated by the wood industry, a large "marker" was used to fire paint projectiles at trees to show which ones to cut down. 1980, paintball became a sport, not well known to many ppl.Now, paintball has evolved into one of the best sports ever combining strategy and teamwork, paintbakll is a good motivator. Guns have evolved to fire at insane rates like 20 bps.
also see pball

" paintball is the best sport EVER"

by Dean KRamer February 27, 2005

Long Island Paint Job

A Long Island Paint Job is the act of puking on (or in) a car due to a night of extreme consumption of alcohol. Initial phrase was created because of the after effects of Long Island Iced Tea or LIIT.

Example 1:
Chip: What happened to your car?
Russ: Cody and Logan gave it a long island paint job after pounding back all those LIITs at the bar.

Example 2:
Puke on the inside, puke on the outside - Long Island Paint Job.

by TheGat51 November 8, 2009

paintballing

an excuse used when one comes home with bruises from sexual encounters.

mom "what are those bruises on your neck?"

you "i went paintballing last night..and was shot in the neck..."

by ErinJoshDemyJacob October 30, 2007