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Roman Paradox

The phenomenom where the actors in movies about ancient Rome speak with British/Australian accents. This goes way back to the films with Richard Burton up to modern day films with Russell Crowe.
Julius Caesar wasn't British was he? No,it's just a Roman paradox.
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011
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Transnigger paradox

The transnigger paradox is a pronounce about the Transnigger pronouns, alt girls must support Pronouns but will call it racist, therefore creating a paradox.
Emily:"transnigger is racist"
Chad:"but its a pronoun and you have to respect all pronouns, you created a Transnigger Paradox"
Emily:"...."
by Ratatouille but high January 17, 2021
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paradichlorobenzene

The best most catchiest song ever. The anti of antichlorobenzene
Man, paradichlorobenzene is the best chemical ever! -Person 1
by ParadichAntichlorobenzene January 25, 2018
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The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time
I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.
by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019
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Ball-Kick Paradox

Explained from DC's Legends of Tomorrow Season 4, Episode 3 when John Constantine tried to Ball-Kick his father in 1977, Ball-kick Paradox is the rule of temporal travel where you can't Kick your ancestor's balls or do anything that will directly or indirectly remove your existence from the timeline as that would mean you won't exist in the future which will then mean you never averted your birth in the first place. This in effect restrains you from doing anything that would erase yourself and will be teleported into the last place you were in before you tried to do such thing
Guy 1: hey why did Constantine teleport is that his magic?

Guy 2: Nope, that's Ball-kick paradox. Instead of looping his existence back and forth the timeline just decided to prevent him from doing that

Guy 1: he tried to sterilize his dad to kill him? Extremely chaotic way to commit not alive lol
by Dangerous Singularity November 8, 2020
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Paradise Valley

Paradise Valley, sometimes just called pv, is a town located in Arizona.

The other definition is not accurate. If you live in Paradise Valley, you belong to the scottsdale unified school district. However, many paradise valley residents choose to send their children to private schools including Notre Dame Preparatory (in North Scottsdale), Xavier College Prep, Brophy College Prep, and Phoenix Country Day School (PCDS).

Paradise Valley is considered to be the wealthiest area in Arizona.
There are 12 resorts located in pv, and it is a real estate hot spot for those who can afford it.
The average house in pv costs anything from $1 million to $20 million dollars.

True paradise valley is located between the mountains; mainly Mummy Mt. and Camelback Mt.

Many people overlook paradise valley, thinking Scottsdale/$nobsdale is much nicer. However, this is not true. Not only is pv nicer, but the people in paradise valley are not as obnoxious as scottsdalians; although I'm sure there are just as many boob jobs in pv.

The worst part of paradise valley in the Barry Goldwater statue in the middle of a busy intersection.
girl a: I live in scottsdale. My parents got me a bmw for my birthday and I am spoiled.

girl b: Oh, I live in Paradise Valley. For my birthday, my parents got me a lexus and a berkshire hathaway class a stock (brk.a).

girl a: that is soooo stupid. why do you want a stock?

girl b: I want to invest more so that I don't run out of money, like you!
by WARREN EDWARD BUFFETT January 3, 2009
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Lesbian Porn Paradox

Try this scenario: Girl 1 is born at 1:30 am in Paris, France on January 2nd. So on every document her birthday is listed as January 2nd.
Exactly one minute later, Girl 2 is born in Boston. In Boston it is 6:31 pm on January 1st. So Girl 2's documents all list her as being born on January 1st, while Girl 1 is listed as born on January 2nd, even though she (1) is older.
Girl 1 and Girl 2 meet up in Los Angeles on January 1st and decide to make a lesbian porn the minute they are both 18. So on January 1st at 3:32 Pm West Coast Time (6:32 PM Boston Time, 1:32 am Paris Time) the cameras start rolling and they get to some hot lesbian action.
Since they are in California, where it is the evening of January 1st, Girl 1 is considered 17, since her documents list her birthday as January 2nd (Though she is exactly 18 years and 2 minutes old). Girl 2 is considered 18, since her documents list her as being born on January 1st.
If the girls make 3 copies of this tape and hand the first copy to Friend A in LA, mail the 2nd copy to Friend B in Boston, and e-mail 3rd copy to Friend C in Paris. Are any of these copies not child porn?
Here about that Lesbian Porn Paradox? Not sure if it was really child porn.
by theotherneuguy September 20, 2010
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