Plum

A short little fat kid who usually sucks at life. He also makes fun of other fat people to make himself feel good. Also he has no life and does random activities.

You are such a Plum, you are 4ft 11 and weigh 150 lbs, And all you do is play poker and fantasy football and you are bad at both.

by JAZZYFIZZLE September 5, 2005

Plumelody

Adverb: To sing in the shower

Darcy and his friends were in the kitchen laughing themselves in to a frenzy, as Dan unwittingly sang a plumelody for the entire house to hear.
Incidentally, He was singing, "When I think of you I touch myself."

by Darcy March 15, 2005

plumb pouch

A mans G-Sring! the pouch is where you put your testicles which are also called plumbs

"i need to adjust my plumb pouch"

by jenni1188 May 20, 2007

PLUM GUMMER

AN ELDERLY OR TOOTHLESS PERSON WHO IS SKILLED IN THE ART OF THE BAWHUM

" HERE JIMMY I CANT BELEIVE MY LUCK 50 YEARS OF MARRAGE AND OUR SEXLIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER, IT ALL STARTED WHEN SHE GOT HER WALLIES OUT AN GAVE ME A WE BAWHUM, SHES A GRAND WE PLUM GUMMER"

by BIGHAIRYMOOMOO October 5, 2008

Plum Bumming

Plum Bumming is the act of lowering your testiculars into another persons rectory.

I couldn't get hard enough for a good bum so we resorted to some plum bumming instead.

by Clitopotumous June 11, 2010

Plum niggery

Something you exclaim when disgruntled

Teacher: "You have homework over the summer break."
You: "That's just plum niggery!"

by Mr.Echo November 30, 2011

plum bum

Someone with a juicy rump, and a squishy ass.

Doesn’t Donald Trump have a plum bum

by Jmurr227 November 3, 2020