penis

the thing i love most in this world

it makes me drip good smelling things

put that penis in that hole, right there, do you see it, come on aqueeze it in dont be a fagget

by hardcorecliche October 12, 2006

Penis

the thing that starts out as a vienna sausage, and either stays this way, or grows up to be mr penis

your penis is large, your penis is so thick, your penis is so pretty, you have a handsome dick

by penguin November 2, 2003

Penis

Something that likes gettin sucked on

Linda sucked alex is dick and made him cum all over her new shirt... she giggled

by AC August 17, 2003

Penis

The thing that falls out when you pants a guy

Mom! Billy keeps hitting me with his penis!

by T.J. Muffins June 27, 2009

Penis

1) The thing that 'most' true men have.
2) The thing, that if is over 6 inches, all women will love.
3) The one thing, that mostly, you can't lose.
4) Turns lesbians back straight.
5) Devirginate women.
6) Should never be inserted into other men.
7) The thing that women put in there mouth when you tell them too.
8) Sometimes women stroke it with there hands and give you a hj

1) "Hey baby, let me see your penis, I'm horny..."
2) "Oh baby, It's huge!"
3) "Shit where did it go?! Oh there it is, right where i left it!"
4) "I don't like men, sorry hun." (15 mins later) "Lets do it again.."
5) "But but.. I'm not ready" "Come on baby, if you love me you will do me"... "Oh god that was great"
6) "Hey Ron, wanna have sex?" "F*** Off dude!"
7) "It's nice isn't it?" "Mhmm.."
8) "Ohh, god.." "You like that doncha baby?"

by godo February 9, 2008

penis

the reason men go to war. they fight over whos dick is bigger. no duh nuclear weapons are shaped like em

ur mama has one

by hannah January 17, 2004

penis

a primitive, sexual device use to detect female spicies at long distance range.

*discorvery channel* "which one is sara? all the lions seem to look alike!" cried Simba
"just follow your penis!" said Scar

by mystikal_echo April 30, 2006