tant paint

the brown or yellowish shit stripe on the inside of a male or females underware after an unsucsesful butt wipe.
God almighty there was so much tant paint on Angelina Jolies underwere that i swear see must of sat on one of her addoped little negros.
by johnny boyz June 03, 2006
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Taint Paint

the build-up of "nasty" things in a man or woman's taint,( place in between the genitals and anus), such as left over tampon strings, anal leakage, sweat, dirt, cheese, blood, commonly used as a word for vag jam.
Na man, she was gross! Her taint paint tasted like sour milk and coagulated blood.
by OG JAKEMAN January 17, 2010
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paint job

draw someone on microsoft paint, then send it to em.
melissa gave me the best paint job i hae ever recieved.
by Stantin December 13, 2007
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Paint Brushing

To have the penis dipped in paint and swiped across the female or male body in a brushing stroke pattern as if painting a picture. Edible paint or common house hold food items such as peanut butter or jam may be used
by PrincessNicole321 January 08, 2019
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painting the pickle

To pleasure oneself typically in a public toilet. Mostly in a portable outhose
Work was slow at the construction site so I went to the porta-potty and began painting the pickle.
by Mopopi November 29, 2015
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Paint Ponies

After a long day of work all i wanna do is paint ponies
by Breanna T August 15, 2008
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Drunk Painting

When a person decides it would be funny to get drunk and then decides to paint a picture. Usually ends up on the floor or paint on the floor.

There have been few cases of drunk painters drinking all the paint - mistaking it for alchohol - But that resulted in a trip to a hospital.

Some artists have created their best pieces of work whilst drunk because their emotions are so definate and decided they have crazy ideas to paint.
John: Owwww, my tummy and my head hurts
Kenny: were you doing some more Drunk painting's again?
John: Maybe...But that doesnt explain why my tummy hurts....
Kenny: *thinks*
John: oh kenny, were you at my house last night?
Kenny: nooo.......why?
John: Because all my paints are nearly empty but my actual painting doesn't have much paint on it, and there's none anywhere else...
Kenny: Oh dear, you haven't drank it all have you, I had a freind called bob once and he had to go to hospital because he drank all the red paint.
John: Crap.
by o iop June 04, 2009
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