Pactivist

Passive activists. They frequent facebook and other social media sites to complain about the world's problems, but don't actually do anything about it. They form groups such as "anonymous" to discretely bitch online towards someone else without someone getting pinned with blame. Mostly internet trolls who have too much time on their hands.

I saw Maggie on fb posted an article about how Obama isn't taking action on the fight against Ebola. Straight up pactivist.

by Abitashequita October 18, 2014

pants head

A goofball tell-it-like-it-is nickname for a person who wears their pants on their head.

You, my sad sir, are a regressed and foolish pants head!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021

stretched pants

When a male gets hard/erection and it's starts to poke out on the side of one of his legs.

Dude, get rid of them stretched pants, i dont wanna see it
but i bet she does.

by Taylor... November 14, 2005

Oyster Pants

n. v. The unintened result of eceeding ones threshold of arousal whereby leaving ejaculant in ones pants.

After Luke and Brian were touching ech other ever so gently, Luke walked away with oyster pants.

by afrizbie January 23, 2012

Shirts/Pants

Referring to whether someone's a top or bottom in a homosexual relationship.

NOT the same as "who wears the pants in the relationship"

Alyx: I wear shirts/pants
Amy: uh-huh...
Alyx: But I'm in the market for pants atm
Amy: gootcha

by Grooaci June 4, 2020

Car Parts

Slang for firearm(s).

MORGAN then sent a message that said, “Dam. Ok thank you. We got a stichuation with waylons girl and need some one to take car parts from sac to red bluff or half way.” Based on the text message exchange, I believe when MORGAN told the user of TT6314 that “We” had a situation with “waylons girl”, MORGAN was relaying that the AB was dealing with a situation involving W.P.’s girlfriend. Additionally, I know criminals use innocuous words to hide criminal activity. In this instance, I believe MORGAN used the term “car parts” to represent “guns”.

USA v. Bash Criminal Complaint, November 17, 2020

by ZXY&ABC December 2, 2020

pumpkin in pants

A large bulge of fatty tissue below the belt line and above the crotch. A large enough bulge will cause a fully expanded pair of pleated slacks to closely resemble a pumpkin.

Embarassingly, the mans pumpkin in pants toppled his iced mocha when he stood up from the table.

by T'ardstrong January 29, 2008