fast nut

Trying to nut within minutes of your parents coming home to find you jerking off to hazbin hotel porn.

Bro I had to make a fast nut last night cause my dad got home from getting milk at the store.

by sponge tea December 16, 2019

ocala nuts

The Ocala Nuts is defined as the ultimate poker hand in No Limit Texas Hold' Em. It is unbeatable and impossible to lose with; it is much better than pocket rockets. It is J9.

"Wow I can't believe I just flopped a straight with the ocala nuts. Do I run good or do I run good?"

by Tilted Wolf February 5, 2014

No Nut Forever

The most complicated challenge of all time, No Nut Forever. If you take this challenge, there is only 1 rule - DON'T NUT.

man 1 - yo homie u nuttin on yo girl?
man 2 - nah, im doing the no nut forever challenge
man 1 - good luck man
man 2 - thanks homie ill need it

by nickisfat December 25, 2020

nut driver

When you are having anal sex and pounded so hard that his balls slip in too.

Jackie was walking funny all day. She said she had a nut driver last night!

by stevleen January 3, 2017

nut surprise

When a girl is sucking a guys dick and he randomly nuts on her face then yells surprise!

"Dude I totally gave that chick a nut surprise last night!"

by Bill & Aimee March 18, 2008

Nut Butting

When a man and another man ride a motorcycle together. Named that because the one mans nuts touch the other mans butt.

Paul: Hey Aaron, wanna take a ride on my new bike?

Aaron: Maaaannn, I don't want to go Nut Butting with you.

by Aaron East August 19, 2012

chode nuts

Someone with really fat, gargantuan, giant balls. You can interpret this two ways:
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls

Person 1: Did you see Brendon's chode nuts?
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.

by pinjer September 30, 2018