Oyster Muff

felatio with a twist.... the person eating you out has a mouth full of egg salad

oh god, my man gave me and oyster muff last night, i never knew egg salad could be so good.

by ShanikwaWashington July 7, 2008

Panty oyster

The slimy semi-dried ovulation juice paste puddle left in a set of panties at the end of a lond hard day.

Man, she got home from work and when I pulled her drawers off I got to eat that panty oyster!

by Plumpterdefiner January 16, 2020

osterley park

the park for osterichs

i live in osterley park! wat? u live in ostrich park!?

by eastendersmaniac May 12, 2009

oyster

when you cum in someones hand and they drink it down... much like an oyster...

oyster me up big man

by oyster fiend January 28, 2007

Lebanese Oyster

Seaping humous like discharge, almost cottage cum like in its appearance is extracted from the vaginal cavity. Whilst the traditional method of consumption would be the Oyster Shot, the Lebanese version simply spreads the chunky paste onto a nice warm pitta and gets served, drizzled in olive oil and with a nice glass of pinot grigio.

Hey Jamie, you fucking burned the pitta, what the fuck am I gonna paste this lebanese oyster on? Its gimpingly chunky and I'm starving.

by Knob Rob October 22, 2008

Shucking Oysters

Jerking off onto a table full of saltines!

My kinky wife loves when I'm "shucking oysters" on her face!

by cdugas December 24, 2010

oyster shell

a black persons asshole......comparable to a shrimp ring which would be a white persons

dude i have had so many shrimp rings but i would love to have some of that kenyan girls oyster shell

by m_luggs May 18, 2010