fork & spoon operator

A woman so large, this is the only career option available to her

'Yo momma so fat her official job title is fork & spoon operator'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

operator

Anyone in an authoritarian role with a weapon of a fire arm class.

That sargent is an operator with the M16-A4.

by Dustin March 3, 2005

operations

The word operations can derive from the phrase of peacekeeping operations. Which stands for one of the 16 peacekeeping operations. I.E. India and Pakistan’s disputes would be one of the peace keeping operations. The way operations is used couldn’t possibly mean all of the peacekeeping operations at once, the reason our current literature uses the word Operations with an S at the end only because there are so many operations among the United Nations. In this case, the S doesn’t make the word plural. By making it plural the word would mean more than one operation in this word. Though, this word isn’t plural.

Peacekeeping Operations Means only One Peacekeeping Operation.

by Dr. William Howard (Associate of Political Literature) February 24, 2005

Scottish Operator

Tricking your significant other into drinking pee.

"Amanda's been complaining about the lack of trust in our relationship ever since I gave her that Scottish Operator."

by Saddy Dumpington September 19, 2005

operations petrophysicist

A person of dubious morals, generally found in the oil industry but also sometimes found in the personal ads of unsavory magazines. Typically able to make the unpalatable sound attractive, usually to his own advantage

I tell you what, he can talk a load of shite but still make you want to believe it - typical of an operations petrophysicist

by Garbage Monkey September 25, 2010

business operations analyst

Someone who seems to know a lot of things about the business. He makes you go "oh" and "ah". Someone who can tell you why.
He's the king of knowledge.
He can also be an ass, because he knows everything. He has a right to be an ass.

The business operations analyst is having an affair with a former colleague who is engaged. He thinks no one knows. But everyone does, honey. Everyone does.

by yellow chair February 17, 2015

bot operations

Bot Operations (compound noun) baht ah-pah -re-shuns: An activity involving the use of battery-operated toys/tools for sexual gratification.

Sally couldn’t get a date for Friday night, so she stayed in to conduct bot operations.

by Richard Shunnery November 3, 2021