One does not simply walk into Campo Road. Its black Roads are guarded by more than just hoo-kers . There is evil there that does not sleep. The great shark is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with trash, bums, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten-thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
by Pandashout1 December 14, 2011
by JonathanGames May 15, 2009
( noun ); The dirty spray that comes up from the rear wheels of the vehicle in front of you, as you drive on a rain-slick road.
Driving is dangerous if you cant see the road clearly. Keep wiper fluid in your car to wash away the road-phlegm.
by YoucancallmeFloyd November 13, 2007
by OrthodoxQuaker March 01, 2011
(n.) A person that is employed by the corporate State as a Policy Enforcer (Polic-e) to steal money from you as you travel the public roads. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, bushes and in concealed parking lots. Many times they will speed past you recklessly looking at their cell phones. They are armed and their automobiles are equipped with sirens and lights to make it easier to force you off the road in places to impede other travelers. Favorite saying is "STOP RESISTING!!!"
by State Citizen Trust June 22, 2023
A Dutch Rudder performed on a person while they drive a car (much like road head). Warning: do not attempt in a vehicle with manual transmission.
The front seats in Bill's Hummer are too far apart, so instead of road head, I gave him a Road Rudder.
by Antonio and Bassanio November 26, 2008
Person 1..You see that hottie at the bar?
Person 2..yeah, shes bangin
Person 3..man, shes "Off The Road"
Person 2..yeah, shes bangin
Person 3..man, shes "Off The Road"
by TeX October 29, 2003