North Montana

North Montana- n. what Canada will be called in ten years when the USA takes it over. Also what real Americans call Canada.

Real American: Hey i am going to North Montana for a hockey game, the Bruins are going to kill the Montreal North Montanians.
Fake American: Hey it is not North Montana it is Canada

by triplexxxsweet!! November 11, 2009

North Vancouver

Somewhat of a suburb to the Pacific Northwest city of Vancouver. It is across the water to the north and deserves its own name but for some reason has to settle with North Van. It's very different than the city, especially higher up where I live - the air is fresh and the mountains are your backyard. And plus it actually snows quite a bit in the winter so you can experience all the seasons.

North Vancouver is way better than the city, all my friends live here.

by Shmilk September 28, 2006

North Haven

North Haven is a small town located in Connecticut. It has made the national "Top 100 places to live" list. The majority of the citizens are Italian, and some Irish. Most of the Italians believe it is their job to reenact Jersey Shore, a hit TV series on MTV, and they idolize their styling because it is ridiculous. The guys think they are cool because they wear expensive clothes and have blow outs. The girls tend to make themselves look like sluts by doing the 'duck face' and sticking out their ass. Most of these people think they are unique but they really are not. The 'nerds' of North Haven idolize one special teacher in the High School because he teaches the best class offered, Humanities.

ANNUAL CHANCE OF SUNSHINE 56%
JULY HIGH 82.8° - JANUARY LOW 16.9°
Average Annual Precipitation 4.03 inches

That girl looks like a slut....she must be from North Haven.

North Haven offers a great education for those who take learning in a serious manor.

by Philips836801 August 14, 2011

University of North Carolina

The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill opened in 1795 as our nation’s first state university. Today, UNC maintains some of the top educational and athletic programs in America.

What is it that binds us to this place as to no other? It is not the well or the bell or the stone walls or the crisp October nights or the memory of dogwoods blooming here on the crest of New Hope Chapel Hill . . . our love for this place is based on the fact that it
is as it was meant to be . . . the university of the people.“
Charles Kuralt
UNC 1959

by Rams Club March 7, 2005

up north

When used in Milwaukee, Madison, or Chicago, Up North refers to the rural areas of northern Wisconsin. This is in contrast to folks from Southern Illinois, who simply mean "chicago" when they say "up north". Up North, Outdoors activities are popular and devotion the the Green Bay Packers is religious, as is a hatred of the Minnesota Vikings. Beer (and usually awful beer such as Milwaukee's Best) is consumed like a daily medication. its incredibly easy for a standard middle class family in Chicago or Milwaukee to own a cottage Up North and have vacations there -- Land is cheap and the winters are brutal. Wisconsinites and Chicagoans simply refer to Michigan's upper Peninsula as "the U.P." and not as Up North. In this author's opinion, Up North is a neat place to visit and chill out and have fun basically doing nothing. Its weridly awesome shooting bottles with rifles, having huge bonfires, and you can by half-sticks of dynamite from "the indians" for a few bucks. there's one sherrif for an entire county so all sorts of debauchery happens up north.

The culture up north is north woods culture or up north culture, or at least thats what its called. Basically, its hicks. Up North is, all things considered, a complete cultural backwater. Door County is different, sitting on Wisconsin's Door Peninsula the place is super touristy and crammed with yuppies who think they're roughing it because they have a rustic cottage.

Wisconsin Dell's is a little town thats basically a series of waterparks, along with hotels that also have lots of waterpark type ammenities and tons of tourist trap type spots. the Dells is never really referred to as Up North, but simply The Dells. Mostly nauseating, trips to the dells are usually only worth it if its a day trip to Noah's Ark, which is a pretty decent waterpark. Suburban Yuppies and rural hicks are convinced that the dells are the shit.

I'm goin' up north cause its huntin' season, ya know?

Up North is dotted with dairy farms cause the soil is shitty except for growing ginseng (no lie) and the weather doesnt suck for dairy cows. Folks from Up North usually call it "up nort'"

by Jack Ransom December 28, 2006

University of North Alabama

A small university located in Florence, Alabama. Formerly known as Florence State University, it is a high-quality undergraduate institution having four separate colleges and some graduate training. Especially excellent are its Departments of Biology, Geography, Chemistry, and Art; with strong showings in Mathematics, Management, Music, History, and Psychology. It has an excellent and caring faculty, up-to-date technology, and a great library. Campus social life is varied: there is some Greek life but not excessive. The biggest problem that it has is its location in Florence, AL, AKA Flotown. It is known also for its sports, with three Division Championships in football. It's a laid-back institution with a varied social life, and the students know how to have fun. It is also cosmopolitan, with many Japanese, Nepalese, and Turkish students.

The University of North Alabama teams are nicknamed the Lions.

by Princess Lum March 24, 2006

Naperville North Class of 2012

Known for underachieving and being overall disappointing, the class of 2012 spends most of their time trying to convince you and themselves otherwise. Their parents are quick to sing their praises as they try and convince themselves that they didnt completely fuck up raising them.

A large number of students showed up drunk on the first day to their senior year thinking that was badass. They where all caught but got off easy because High School is as good as it's going to get for these douchebags and the Administration feels bad for them.

Their women are sleazy and easy but, will deny it tooth and nail. They are unable to accept the cold hard truth. While most of them will point to the herpes outbreak of the class below them they are not really better at all.

They are all exceptionally spoiled and pretend as if life is so hard for them all of the time. They act ghetto and to do not respond well to being told no by anyone.

This class is a sad reflection on Naperville North High School and the Town of Naperville, IL itself.

Parent of a Naperville North Class of 2012 student: Ohhh my kid is so smart they thought drinking on the first day of their senior year was a good idea.

Any reasonable person: Dont you feel responsible? They are your kids

Parent of a NN class of 2012 student: What do you mean? my childs below average GPA and ACT scores and over inflated Ego can't be my fault!

by neuquarules December 1, 2011