I'm such a nice person

A quote to be said, whenever you perform a total dick move, or when retelling a total dick move.

Yeah I totally anaconda-choked Paul while he was drunk,

and then I left him unconscious on the beach for, like, an hour.
Dude was bitching and moaning from sunburn the next day,
so I choked him out again.
I'm such a nice person.

by Chewbacca Da Wookie July 6, 2011

Mr. Nice

A pink blob with no arms that can dance anyway. He can be viewed here:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/nice.php

Man oh man, if my little brother plays Mr. Nice one more time..... Why I'll Mr. Nice HIM!

by luna July 16, 2008

Niceville

A small town located in the Florida Panhandle. Home to the Boggy Bayou Mullet Festival which features some of the largest names in country music, crafts, beer and seafood. It is a solid Republican district surrounded by Eglin Air Force Base and the wealthy resort town of Destin. The people of Niceville range from "Boggys" (what most would refer to as "Rednecks") and military families to the very affluent. It has a superior public education system, with opportunities for all students who choose to take them, through vocational and collegiate educational tracks.

Billy Ray Cyrus, The Dixie Chicks, and Rascal Flatts played in Niceville for the Mullet Festival.

The people from Niceville are nice.

by The_Nicevillian March 3, 2009

nice dick

usually reffering to a penis of beautiful stature. This penis drops girls to thier knees in awe and carry's a reputation which is tightly linked to its owner. This penis is usually as smooth as glass and is of perfect circumfrence.

Omg Pat has a nice dick, did you see it or hear about it. If it was an animal it would be a Unicorn.

by sticky bagle December 9, 2008

Minnesota Nice

To have a kind demeanor on the surface but in reality this person is plotting evil and plans on ruining your life for the betterment of themselves

"Hey bro...I asked my boss for a raise and he said we can discuss it more next week. I am excited!"
"Be careful man...that guy is a dick...he is just being Minnesota Nice to you...if your dog ends up murdered don't be surprised..."

by Truthdoctor November 25, 2014

nice save

When someone gets themselfs out of trouble, that they've gotten themselfs into

"And then I broke in....to my own house!"

"Nice save"

by Kiyasarin August 2, 2016

RUUULLLL NICE

This is a booty phrase commmonly used by many darker counterparts. Used by lighter counterparts it is generally used in jest.

Oh thats ruulllllll nice!

by dasbooty November 21, 2004