never heard

Short for "Never heard of him/her/them/it/etc."

"What do you know about that kid Johnson 'The Snake?'"
"Never heard."

by Anonymous August 1, 2005

neverending story

opposite of flawless victory. The neverending story happens when your taking a crap and it seems no matter how much you wipe, the mudbutt keeps flowin.

"I was in the bathroom for 3 hours because of a neverending story."

by swiper September 1, 2005

If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!

In Scotland this is pronounced "If ye never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon" but to the rest of the English speaking world would be pronounced as "If You Never Had a Shuck You Would Drown!" This means that if you didn't have an Arse Crack you would drown in your own Sweat. This emplies that the Arse Crack is some sort of Drainage system for sweat to seep away and without it there would be a build up of sweat which would eventually drown the Sufferer.

Kathy: Oh Betty the sweat's lashin' out of me!
Betty: Aye...If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!

by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006

Never the Twain shall meet

A phrase that serves to clarify the fact that Mark Twain and Shania Twain have never met, and indeed will never meet, on account of his dying some 55 years before her birth.

Man 1: "Have Mark Twain and Shania Twain ever met? Indeed, will they ever meet?"
Man 2: "No. Never the Twain shall meet."

by PatrickNewman October 28, 2010

nevermind

The single most awkward word in the English language. Usually followed by an awkward silence.

(sitting on the bus, on a cafe, or the like)

Rob: You know, Tim, I like you.
Tim: Uh... hey I like you too Rob.
Rob: No, I mean, I really like you.
Tim: Ok... uh... *looking away while desperately trying to find something else to talk about*
Rob: Shouldn't we, you know...
Tim: Stop there, Rob. What exactly are you...
Rob: Wait, aren't you gay too?
Tim: No!!!
Rob: ...
Tim: ...
Rob: ...nevermind then.

*awkward silence*

by DoNotUseYourRealNameUseAPseudo June 13, 2010

i have never

A drinking game where someone stats "i have never.." and everyone playing who has, takes a shot or a drink. Use you knowledge of your mates against them!

Tom- "i have never had sex on a pool table"
Jenny - oh dam "takes shot"

etc

by Liv_Ollie_Livvy xx July 19, 2009

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends

it’s always one of gotta be ugly

guy one: yo look at those two girls
guy two: yeah but i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends tho

by pussysmack November 2, 2020