whack nap

A nap taken right after masturbating. Sometimes masturbation is used specifically to induce a whack nap.

"Man, last night I was alone so I spent some time doing the hand jive, and it made me take the longest whack nap ever!"

by Lesna January 27, 2009

stoner nap

When you/someone gets so high on the green that you say you want to take a 30 minute nap and it turns into a 10 hour nap

Friend: I'm so tired wake me up in 30 minutes.

You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.

Your friend enters into a stoner nap.

by stonerjohnson March 16, 2016

white nap

When you use cocaine as a substitute for sleep.

I'm exhausted from drinking all day, I need a white nap if I'm going to go out tonight.

by Beef Factory November 26, 2017

Johnny Nap

A substance indused slumber taken by REALLY cool people

Hey man, after these various substances and delicious cigarettes I'm gonna take a Johnny Nap

by WillCComedy June 5, 2022

nap tired

When you're tired enough to take a good 1-3 hour nap, but not tired enough for your sleep to be considered a night's worth.

"Why are you up at 3 AM?"
"I tried to go to sleep at midnight, but I was only nap tired, so I woke up at 2:30, unable to go back to sleep."

by titanc_13 June 26, 2017

freelancer's nap

a wank.
freelancers people with lots of time on their hand - and in charge of their own time management have a tendency to slip to a dark chamber and come back all flushed. They probably were not having a siesta/nap.

With a couple of minutes spare and the girl still on his mind, Harry decided to have a freelancer's nap at his desk.

also can be used as adj. ie he is a bit of a freelancer.

by carlitodesign June 12, 2011

cush nap

When your so high that you fall asleep.

At the party Marty got so high and took a cush nap on the floor

by custoner September 28, 2015