MuslimPilled

A former Christian who realize the beauty of the Quran and converted to Islam. He now have 4 wives, a large family and is living the good life

My friend got MuslimPilled

by Groypercow January 29, 2025

Müsli

When one pours milk into anothers rectum and mixes it with cereal.

Then that person consumes it.

Yoo Rice did müsli with Peel last night, he reallly enjoyed the taste apparently!

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 4, 2026

Muslila

A cat with huge hind legs, a cute cat.

Carl: Bro my cat is such a Muslila, she's got such huge legs!
Bobert: True.

by Jordzzz October 26, 2025

Shiite Muslins

Koran-reading residents of the Middle East who wear robes and turbans made from cotton fabric.

I hear that the Shiite Muslins' white cotton clothing helps keep them cool in the intense desert heat; I wonder if they would be even cooler if they wore silk?

by QuacksO September 21, 2019

Submarine Muslim

A Muslim who converts to or practices Islam without revealing their conversion or Islamic faith. They practice Islam in secret - sometimes not even telling their own family members. Reasons for this behaviour includes not wanting to be discriminated against; avoiding the drama associated with Islam's stance on homosexuality / Palestine etc; avoiding fallout issues with family members and friends.

Joe is a submarine Muslim, you won't see him wearing a thobe

by Moderately Concerned June 20, 2023

Cultural Muslim

Someone who loosely adopts the practices of Islam without strictly adhering by them, a phenomenon often seen within second-generation muslims growing up in Western societies. These types tend to view Islamic practices as personal choices rather than a religious obligation.

Fatima holds strong liberal values and chooses to dress freely despite her religious upbringing. However, she still observes the 5 daily prayers, making her a cultural muslim.

by Shelly_ November 23, 2024

Barney Muslim

A person who despite being Muslim decides to drink alcohol (Specifically an excessive amount causing behavior similar to that of Barney from the Simpsons)

I've been being a Barney Muslim lately

by GeneTakovic November 30, 2024