monophobia

the fear of getting no bitches

you probably suffer from monophobia

by jack pile November 2, 2022

munching moocher

Your friend who almost always has no money and will try to mooch a few fries or a bite of your meal

Olivia was always a munching moocher and eventually no one would sit with her at lunch

by von groovy May 4, 2019

scooch a mooch

move up a bit

scooch a mooch i cant see!

by i.b.o.y December 9, 2017

smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.

Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

Moonha

when looking at a female and who you think to be ugly you shall say the word moonha. it's birth was an accident when lukesouthwell was talking to jamieschramm and manuel da silva and 2 ugly girls walked past and lukesouthwell shouted out hey yo moonha.

argh look at them girls....MOONHA

by luke southwell April 3, 2003

moop

Cow poop.

I almost stepped in a pile of moop.

by Richard April 17, 2004

Mooch

the king of the monkeys, who is filled with beans, and speaks in a high voice

Mooch likes to hang out on the bed all day long.

by Daddio May 26, 2004