monochute

A single manned areola flotation device designed to slow one's rapid acceleration toward the earth. It can be used if one gets ganked smooth out of a banana and cream Cessna. It is also used by NASA personnel to AIDs in the search and recovery of satellites that have been ganked smooth off the t.v.
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Thank you all for sharing your stories. I see now that my life doesn't suck as bad as I thought it did.
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Proper Noun) Half of a pairofchute.

Adjective/Vertebrate) Multiplicative Inverse

4. Meditated Unlocked Sativica

Medicated Couchlock Indica Frances got ganked smooth out the casino and would have fallen to earth if it had not been for his $25 tip and monochute.

by Eloganna August 20, 2017

mcnicholas

A person with anger issues. Generally nice and likes video games a lot. Green is usually their favorite color. They appreciate nice socks and don't like the taste of coffee.

UGH he is acting like such a McNicholas when he throws that bucket.

by cyllic December 4, 2017

Miniches

1) Infectious pustules that travels from a nicked testicle during shaving to the taint

Dude 1: Dude I heard Sliman got Miniches......
Dude 2: Dude thats just untrue, who the hell would he be shaving for????

by Pals1847 December 6, 2017

Monica

An amazing friend. Monica is a beautiful girl with bright brow eyes and messy but really cute hair. she may be short but she’s rlly strong and has a great personality. She would defend you from all the mean ppl and will always be by ur side. Always makes u laugh when u don’t want to. Every boy is love her. And once she loves you back. Keep her. Don’t lose her. Thank the lord she chosed u out of everyone.

Wow Monica is amazing

by yaya2005 April 23, 2018

moniah

Ugly bitch but beautiful on the inside

You are so moniah

by Damon Wilson October 11, 2018

Monica Blewinski

Da super-hot brunette White House intern who seduced the already-extramarital-affair-prone Bill Clinton into dropping his trousers and letting her give him head.

Okay, Achmed, you may "keel" me for saying this, but hey --- it's a free-speech country, right...? So here goes!! What Prez Clinton did was certainly wrong, but with such big luscious smoochy lips as the lovely Monica Blewinski has, I dunno if I could have resisted a blowjob and warm smooches from her, either! :P

by QuacksO November 12, 2018

Monica Montano

WORRIOR PRINCESS OF THE INFAMOUS "SLAP A HOE TRIBE" DAUGHTER OF QUEEN THUNDER THIGHS

Monica Montano is a great worrior

by Cillaloka May 18, 2019