Mudd Monger

One who Mongers in Butt Mudd or real mud.

Look at that guy Rob's doo doo brown hands!! He must be a Mudd Monger!!!

by 3X0RC1S7 September 8, 2010

Turd Monger

Triggen Alcastor

Wow, some real turd mongers play Star Wars Galaxies

by He who is righteous April 2, 2004

monger

someone who has been furiously beaten with the ugly stick.

" dude, that guy is a monger!"

or

" you monger!"

by blaahhhhhhhhhhhhh May 22, 2010

cock-monger

A merchant of cock either his own or others like a he-bitch-man-pimp(Duece Bigalow) or Gigolo. Usually done from a stall in the same way as fish-mongers(on ice). Customers can thoroughly inspect the merchandise before use.

My "friend" set up his cock-mongering stall at the beach.

by Shaylen September 21, 2006

Moner

When men wake up in the morning with a boner.

Hey guys just woke up and have a moner.

by Lord Jon Snow August 2, 2020

Cock-Monger

A variation on the word "warmonger" that means anything that Duke Nukem says, involving his inch cock in your mouth. LoL.

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck!" - Duke

Dude you're such a Cock-Monger!

by Duke Nukem's Pet Rhino July 26, 2012

Kike Monger

Somebody who only dates Jews. A Kike Monger may be either male or female. It is the Jewish equivalent of a Christ Monger.

I asked Mordecai out on a date but he kindly said that as a Jew he would only date Jews. Mordecai is a bonafide Kike Monger.

by Jew-Z January 8, 2013