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Ming

A word from Bungie.net's off topic Flood Forum quickly growing in popularity. Originally a typo of Mind, and used in the context of "Prepare to have your ming blown," to much hilarious response.

Since then it has been used in place of Mind in "Mind = Blown", as some kind of superpowerful being (OBEY THE MING), and many other strange ways (Ming is Truth. Truth is Ming).

Might have potential for a real meme, or internet phenomena.
User 1: Prepare to have your ming blown!

User 2: Is that what they're calling it nowadays?

User 3: Ming?

User 4: I WANT A MING
by [REDACTED] February 24, 2011
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ming

god-like being
by ming October 19, 2003
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minge monster

Small creature that lives in the minge and can often lead to STDs or bite your boaby off when entering the minge
1.Oh my god that girl I had last night had a huge minge monster in her cunt, I better go get checked out

2. I lost my boaby last night to a minge monster
by Kieren and Grae June 26, 2006
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Minge Brick

A vagina that has not been washed for so long it has bonded at either flap to produce the shape and density of a common masonry brick
Dude I wouldn't go near Stacey, she got a minge brick!
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mingebag

The default name in the Half-Life 2 mod, Garry's Mod.Mostly, people with this name in Garry's Mod are kick from a server as soon as they join, moost of the people with this name are newbies, and will ask about a lot of stuff in the mod.On the Garry's Mod forum people call each other "Minge bags" when what they say is totaly wrong or stupid.The Minge Bag is almost always shown as a "Dr.Kliener" model with his arms in the default settings of most models in video games (arms out, legs together), for rigging and animating, with a gravity gun in the middle og the model and part way inside the model.The start of Mingebag started in the 1st versons of Garry's Mod that were mutiplayer, because the only way to change a players name was to use the console command "Name", and to change the model was the command "setmodel".Most of the time, people who go to mess with servers will have there name be minge bag because they never change there name because they only fuck with people, and because most mingebags never play single player 1st to learn how to play.
"A Gmod game when a Mingebag Joins"
Mingebad has joined the game
Grunt-Ban him
Mingebag has been banned

"A Gmod game where a minge is not banned and is a newbie"
Mingebag-How do u fly?lol? whats this do?? lol1!11!
Grunt killed by minge bag
admin-minge bag stop, play single player 1st
mingebag-????
mingebag kills admin
Mingebag has been banned

"A Gmod game where a mingebag spams"
Mingebag-lolollololol lololololle erszdasfas
---An error about the game crashing---
by Ilikehl2 September 5, 2008
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Minger

Someone who fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
You're a minger!
Shut up, you minger!
get out of my face, minger!
Mingeeeeeerrrrrrr!!!
by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005
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minger tard

Someone who is really pretty stupid and not the best looking . Usually lacking in hygiene . Often under the illusion that they are hotter and smarter than they actually are. see minger and tard
look at Tammy , she's such a minger tard
by jennyb February 11, 2008
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