Butt Mess

A word defining a problem where your butt leaks or seaps profusely.

Shauna has some wicked bad butt mess.

by Jill45 August 5, 2007

zesty mess

Something so out of hand and lacking any control, but in a spicy and strangely interesting sort of way.

After meeting with her 5 times, we sent Doris the exact same information 5 different times. She has no idea what to do with any of it; she's such a zesty mess.

by EricAndrew October 26, 2008

Leah Messer

A trashy redneck slore of MTV 'fame'.

OMG, did you see Teen Mom 2 last night? That redneck slore, Leah Messer admitted she cheated on The Woodchuck, Corey AGAIN!

by trickbiatch March 16, 2012

messageschmitt

an unpleasant and unexpected message that strikes you like a German World-War-2 fighter aircraft

Jordan: He learnt about his brother's death yesterday. He was on a walk with his family, having great time and laughting when he received the SMS.

Hugh: Damn! That was a real messageschmitt!

by KurtSteinerPL June 5, 2010

Cock Mess Monster

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...

"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"

by Mr Marky November 30, 2007

messfucked

Messfucked is a combination of messed up and fucked up. It is a term used when one is feeling emotionally aggrivated, sad, or any other emotion that brings one down.

"Man that's so messfucked! I can't believe he cheated!"

by unknown.princess February 21, 2009

Messerly

To have a masculine muff.

Oh man, that dude's muff is totally messerly.

by HelloImKuniaki August 27, 2013