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Mental make-out decoy 

The person whose mental image you conjure in your mind while making out with someone, with the intention of improving the relative attractiveness of the person you're actually making out with. The mental make-out decoy can be achieved via real or perceived resemblance, or by virtue of pure imagination.
SV: We were sitting on the couch, and I was thinking, 'Huh, from the profile view he kinda looks like Keating', and I was able to trick myself into making out with him under that pretense, but then he turned and faced me, and the spell was broken and I bailed.

BPC: haha

SV: Keating makes a pretty damn effective mental make-out decoy, and he doesn't even know it.

BPC: Someone should tell him!
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Mental Stamina 

A condition where the victim is forced to wear shirts that are 32 sizes too big.
That ant is wearing godzillas t-shirt, he has mental stamina.
Mental Stamina by God March 20, 2003

mental breakdance 

The retarded way to ridicule someone who actually having a mental breakdown
Using mental breakdance or mental breakbeat to ridicule someone who really in a mental breakdown shows that you lacks empathy and ignorant about mental health
mental breakdance by Sir. B August 28, 2021

Mental Mike 

The undisputed King of the Grunts. Also known as Ug. enjoys treating his hair to pineapple tarts.

See Grunts for definition of.
Hey look! Its mental mike, king of the grunts! Ug!!
Mental Mike by Adam Messy September 14, 2004

Mental Drowning

The best Metal Band from Las Vegas EVER! It consists of Jenni- lead vocals Zach- drumbs and Krysti- Guitar and backing vocals THEY KICK @$$!
They still aren't signed yet though :(

mental chub 

When a person gets excited about something or someone without it causing a physical erection or sensation. Could be used by either sex.
It gave me a mental chub to know that I beat him at his own game!
mental chub by Lillicious December 5, 2010

mental fucktion

(noun) the act or condition of getting raped by a test or other measure of intelligence or knowledge
Teacher: Okay kids, time for some serious mental fucktion...

Steffan: So, how did your psych test go?
Sasha: Awful! I had such bad mental fucktion!