Meaty mouth

When someone has a lot of excuses

Person: hey I can’t fit all of this my jaw is going to hurt.

Response : quit being a meaty mouth and shove it in there

by D33pthr0@t69lol February 2, 2024

Meatlon

A mixture of a meathead and someone who is slow (speed wise)

That person is such a meatlon

by Meme420692024 November 20, 2023

meatypig

the most handsome man known to walk the earth, his golden locks were harvested by the gods to create fields for life to grow. no mortal has had the privilege of locating the man yet all want a hand on his golden glory.

todays lesson will be about how ancient texts described a man nicknamed the "meatypig"

by sir geroge the bold May 12, 2024

Meaty thunder stick

Synonym of penis.

"Did Michael Jackson bleach his meaty thunder stick too?"

by RatWithHat June 8, 2024

Meaty Macro

A modest man whose generosity and kindness are overshadowed by the focus on his impressive physical endowment, rather than the depth of his character and warmth.

SHOW US YOUR MEATY MACRO COCK OR YOURE GAY!!"

by iNeedMyWeed420 September 9, 2024

meatlord25

A slang term used to refer to a person, typically male, who identifies as homosexual and is known for crass or over-the-top behavior.

"That guy at the bar? Total Meatlord25, always cracking jokes and suckin dick!"

by Bagworkchad October 4, 2024

Meaty Gonzalez

This is both the name of an act and a drink. To give someone a Meaty Gonzalez, you have to physically beat the recipient until they start coughing up blood. At that point, you place a high powered vacuum hose into their throat and suck the contents into a drinking glass. This is then given to the recipient as a drink, and they must drink the entire contents.

Tony made me very angry last night, so I gave him a meaty gonzalez.

by Captain Cid January 31, 2025