macon

a douche bag aka someone who is a piece of shit. they normally resemble fat ass cheeks.

Katie: Did you see that boy run by?
Courtney: Yeah, he was a real macon, gross.

by PumpKinSpiCe October 1, 2007

maylon

May·lon may-lunz
A informal and commonly used term for referring to a melon in the game of minecraft.

Lets go harvest the maylonz!
Did you eat my maylon?

by kookster October 23, 2012

mayonnaise

Combination of jelly you spread on the man's cock and semen

Store clerk: Hi, what would you like on your sandwich young man?
Matt:Mayonnaise
Carl: LOL

by Matt Ski... November 23, 2007

Mayonnaise Boy

Typical response of a black male when his white boss is watching him punt footballs instead of catching them.

Antonio Brown: Yo Mike, fuck you mayonnaise boy!
Mike Mayock: I love you to Antonio

by Antonio Brown 84 the real AB September 7, 2019

Mayonnaise Man

(Noun) a generically attractive white man in either fiction or reality.

Ex. All of the Hollywood Chrises, Cullen Rutherford, Leon Kennedy, any male love interest in a ya novel.

“Who should we cast as the male lead in our new Summer Blockbuster?”
“I dunno, some Mayonnaise Man”

by NOT Haylee December 17, 2017

midwestern mayonnaise

Pasty White Midwestern family who never leaves their home town. kids usually stay with their parents until their late 20's

My friend from highschool is still living at home. Their family is such midwestern mayonnaise.

by bleach blinders July 17, 2020

Macon

Amazing,sweetest,most perfect girl ever! with blue eyes and a beautiful face and a beautiful body if you have a Macon keep her and when she says she loves you believe her <3

Conner:Macon I love you
Macon:I love you too
Conner:I believe you

by CMW0112 July 1, 2011