Matheaus

A short and chubby boy that likes pubg and makes jokes in class and who’s autistic

Look at matheaus

by Iluvyq August 23, 2019

Mattais

The greatest gamer in the history of gamers. Literally the most absolute stud of a guy

Person 1: Damn I wish I could be Mattais
Mattais: Yeah you do

by Fire Toaster November 28, 2019

Mattel HyperScan

a shitty ass game console made by mattel

some dude: the Mattel HyperScan SUCKS.

by Im sega August 13, 2020

Matteo moment

When someone says something ironic and stupid.

"He called me dumb yet it was clear everyone disagreed with him."
"Matteo moment"

by anonymous May 22, 2021

matteo's gpu

this will never come as he is retarded

Anyone: "matteo when is your gpu coming?" Matteo's gpu=shit
Matteo: "I'm $800 down this is awful"
Anyone: "hasn't it been three months?"
Matteo: "Fuck off"

by Matteo's magic gpu November 10, 2021

Matteo Riddle

Matteo Riddle is Tom Riddle'a brother. He is hot as fuck and possessive.

Matteo Riddle, it's a name so you use it as...a name.

by dracoriddle_ March 6, 2022

fecal-matter-meter

an imaginary device used to measure the amount of fecal matter on a person or object.

"that hobo is smoking a cigarette butt from the sidewalk. my fecal-matter-meter is beeping like crazy... i should probably turn it off during mardi gras."

by annakatherine7 August 17, 2008