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international masturbation day

International masturbation day is on the 4th of november and it is when you and a friend from the opposite sex both masturbate at the same time and talk dirty over the phone to make each other cum and the winner gets sucked off by the other
Girl: it's international masturbation day
Boy: what does that mean?
Girl: we masturbate to make each other cum, winner gets to get sucked off by the other
by Strip4me123 November 4, 2019
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Intellectual Masturbation

Word used by stupid, narrow minded and superficial people to describe things that's hard for them to understand.
Billy: The Socratic Dialogues about Good and Justice are the product of intellectual masturbation.

Bob: But philosophy has put the basis of lawmaking and it's believed to be the mother of science, why do you use this derogatory term?

Billy: Uhh, whatever dude! I have more interesting things to do than listening to your bs! w00t! I am going to eat some salami and masturbate on some amateur porn! w00t!
by intdes April 25, 2010
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An Electronic Masturbation Device, purchased at MEO, is a male jack-off machine that a guy uses or another guy can use to give his dick an awesome cumgasm. A dude's boner is lubed and inserted into it's oriface and placed over his cock-head and then turned on -- with 10 different settings, someone can use the cum-maker to give a guy's cock a mild to wild cumgasm as he blows hs load. Also used for "hands-free" or "forced" cumgasms.
My cadet roomie, Matt, bought an Electronic Masturbation Device, and he ties my hands behind my back and makes me suck his dick until we both have mind and cock-blowing cumgasms -- then he makes me swallow his cum and suck the device clean!
by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021
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chronic masturbation

Toke up, get horny. CHRONIC MASTURBATION INITIATED
by DonaldDuck9 February 12, 2010
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Asian Masturbation

To masturbate with 2 fingers. Most commonly the thumb and index finger.

95% of Asian men have tiny (under 3 1/2 inch) penises, causing them to only masturbate with 2 fingers because they cant comfortably fit any more. The saying also applies to those who arent Asian but still have tiny penises and can only fit 2 fingers around it.
Gavin practices Asian Masturbation because he has a 2 1/2 inch penis, he cant fit any more fingers around it
by 0101010105 May 21, 2010
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menstruation

When a woman mentruates. A combination of two words, men and frustration.
Uh-oh she is going to be going through her menstruation cycle which means frustration for us guys
by IPwnJ00 mama May 30, 2007
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Masturbation

Rick: Did you see John working out?

Steve: Yeah, he is totally masturbating his ego.

Self improvement is masturbation, self destruction on the hand...
by Raakam_revolver September 12, 2012
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