bernard manning

an old timmer comedian born in fucking 1930 he is still famous but not as much as in the cunts old time he tells jokes about his mother-in-law he is crude,sick and what he does the most to make his acts offensive racism thats what the fans look for out of him he is very fat hes brought out
alot of videos(such as bernard bites back,banging with manning,bernard manning shooting from the lip,bernard manning on the job,a dirty evening with bernard manning and more)hes brought out one DVD(an audience with bernard and friends:starring david beckham,and victoria beckham)hes into football he supports manchester because thats where he was conceived from he has a fan club in manchester called the embassy hes aloud to smoke,and drink there he ussually talks to the audience there he is turning old so he wont be doing alot of gigs anymore(so sorry if you have just known about him and think he might be a comedian for you)he swears as much as chubby brown uses the word cunt as much as him so manning your fucking brilliant the comedian john thomson on a DVD called 'steve coogan live 'n' lewd' did an impersonation of bernard manning and changed the name of him to 'bernard righton' anyway bernard your the bollocks

bernard manning:i went into this pub right and this guy i seen was well pissed when he came in and he said 'you'se on the left are a shower of bastards and you'se on the right are a shower of cunts' and one guy on the left said 'iam not a bastard' he said 'well go over there with the cunts then'.LOL
i once bought my kids for christmas a set of batteries and it said at the back toys not included.LOL
iam glad iam not bisexual i would hate to be put down by men the way i do by women.LOL

by Jackroll September 15, 2006

Mandingo

A Mandingo is a three legged beast wearing boot-stocks, a sombrero and has a large head, strange alien like ears and a charming smile. The legendary Mandingos have befriended many women...and men.

"OMG, look it's a wild Mandingo!!!"

by Mandingo! July 11, 2006

Payton Manning

to stick a regulation sized NFL football in your vagina (females only) or anus (either sex) and exert enough pressure to hurl it at least 40 yards with pin-point accuracy

Man 1: "Hey, Man 2, you wanna do the Payton Manning?"

Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Sally: "He's right"

by JT Super Bad December 14, 2008

Mangina Drama

Drama among men who exchange pathetic insults that degrade their masculinity altogether. Not that they're necessarily girlie in any way, but the drama they execute is so pathetic they might as well have a Vagina.

This phrase is more fit for drama among males over the interwebz - such as in forums, threads, online gaming, or social networking sites.

Can you guys quit it with the Mangina Drama, I would like to play WoW in peace!

Don't make me go Mangina Drama on your ass!

by SamiLala August 11, 2010

mangoing

The art of using half a mango to bring her to orgasm by rubbing it against her peachy fish tank . Not to be confused with fruit salading.

After cumming to early victor grabbed a ripe mango and stared mangoing her vigorously. The night ended well.

by Tomrope January 3, 2017

Minging

Word that sounds ridiculous when used by posh people who think it’ll give them street cred.

I’m awf to the Mason’s ball, although one must mention that the wild salmon at the last one was rather minging.

by Eric F Cod July 20, 2004

The Peyton Manning

A stunning sexual maneuver which can only be performed by a pro-style athletic type, much like the pro quarterback its named after. The move stems from what quarterbacks have done right before the hike during NFL games. It involves the female counterpart squatting over the man's genitals and acting as if his lob-on is a football awaiting to be hiked. The female then licks the tips of her fingers mimicking the quarterbacks that do the same before the hike to get their hands nice and lubricated. The female then yells "hike!" and the man lifts his lob-on into her awaking moist hands and she quote "goes to town on his dick with her hands" with and swift up and down motion. This will eventually lead to a touchdown for both players involved, where the seaman shoots into the female's face to metaphorically symbolize the Gatorade bath Peyton would receive upon throwing a game winning touchdown.

Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".

- "The Peyton Manning is the best thing that has ever happened to football"

- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."

- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."

- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."

by The Inventor of April 29, 2011