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Draco Malfoy

the shit you find in your milk after its left out for days on end
Mom: WTF IS IN YOUR CUP?!

You: DAMN IT, DRACO MALFOY, GTFO YOU WHITE PIECE OF SHIT!
by Djsteelerz45 September 10, 2009
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malcolm

An amazing guy, nice, funny, so fucking attractive! All the girls love him, he is awesome, and just a plain out popular person.
Malcolm is just cool
by Malcolmc216 December 14, 2017
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Malcolm in the Middle

A show wherein 20-year-old actors play 16-year-old boys acting like 10-year-old kids. Watching it is an extreme and immediate danger to one's IQ.
Do you watch that show, Malcolm in the Middle?

I did once, then I couldn't figure out how to put on my goddamned underwear for a week.
by Anonymity from Anonymityville January 13, 2007
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malcolm widener

a fat white guy who does not have sex with his girlfriend and sometimes acts gay
Hey, you just malcolm widener that bitch.
by Drakodelta January 29, 2015
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Malcolm

He's kinda like a mess, little high little low, he's been bullied a bit. Has PTSD can be a nice guy. Always got his niggas backs. Always gives advice like an old man and acts kinda like one. But he can turn fucking nuts when people piss him off
Jansen :Bro, I failed maths

Malcolm: Don't worry bro, I get ya a drink on the house. You can definitely improve don't fret over it too much

Some random guy : Wanna fight?

Innocent kid:No..
Malcolm: WHAT THE FUCK YOU TRYNA DO YOU SON OF A BITCH BULLYING KIDS, PICK SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE
by Historynerd2004 November 26, 2018
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Malcolm

Nice guy, always got your back. He will cheer you up no matter how down you are, sometimes acts a bit extra but deep down he really has a heart of gold. Although he is nice, he is plagued with some problems here and there and always has a hard time saying no to helping anybody. But be warned, if you piss him off he can turn into a monster and whack your ass, traumatising you for life. Smart in academics and on the streets.
Guy 1: I failed maths. Dammit

Malcolm: Don't worry about it, there's always next time, want a drink, it's on me
by Historynerd2004 November 26, 2018
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Draco malfoy

*ahem* DRACO MALFOY IS NOT A BAD PERSON! HE WAS FORCED INTO BECOMING A DEATH EATER!!! HE WAS CLEARLY NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT! YOU CAN SEE HIS DRASTIC CHANGE IN BEHAVIOR FROM THE FOURTH BOOK TO THE LAST! HE WAS BROKEN AND HURT! HE JUST WANTED SOMEONE TO LOVE! BUT EVERYONE IS TOO BUSY HATING HIS FAMILY AND NAME TO ACTUALLY SEE THAT! DRACO MALFOY IS NOT A VILLAN! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS!!!
My Therapist: so, your mom tells me you have a very weird obsession with a Harry Potter character?
Me: yeah, Draco Malfoy.
Therapist: Wasn't he a villain?
Me: SHUT UP! HE WAS NOT A VILLAIN HE IS A SOFT BEAN BOI AND I LOVE HIM!
by anonymous September 9, 2020
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