He is the biggest father of the entire universe. He makes pussies wet when they see him. He can also fuck in his sleep. He has the record of the biggest dick too.
by mall the big daddy October 24, 2019
Get the Mallmug. (After five hours of mall shopping)
Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.
Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.
Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?
Girl 2: You are crazy girl.
Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.
Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.
Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?
Girl 2: You are crazy girl.
by Tehefvriyoas January 2, 2014
Get the Mall Musclesmug. by Seshie May 3, 2009
Get the mall rush-rushmug. a large building or series of connected buildings containing a variety of retail stores and typically also restaurants.
by Arminkshipper July 21, 2024
Get the mallmug. A pair of pants that are naturally saggy and fall to the ankles when the person wearing them begins to move in any way.
by Sgt. Sticky June 5, 2023
Get the mall-walking britchesmug. by shape012 November 24, 2017
Get the Albee Square Mallmug. by Marcopion November 20, 2022
Get the Coconut Malledmug.