comp major

someone with no sense of time or direction and is simply incapable of planning the smallest events

kris: where is everyone?

Tyler:i dunno, thomas planned it
kris & tyler: fucking comp major!

thomas: i hope you guys dont mind the upper deck

by ludakrishneel April 6, 2011

Minor/Major league

Used when describing different bases, sexually speaking.

In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex

Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex

Dude i totally got to second base with becky last night

Bruh no way; minor/major league??

Just minor league, we're taking it slow

I get that fam.

by Clarificationdood February 12, 2017

sergeant Major cockwomble

Miserable male with ex military background and hated by his work colleagues

That ex Army bloke is a right old Sergeant Major Cockwomble

by browns lb February 24, 2017

A major case of the blue seats

That depressing realization you didn't have anywhere near as many people come to your party or your rally as you had expected.

"So what ails ya, Nate?"
"Aw, I invited a hundred people to my party and look... only twenty showed up. I gots a major case of the blue seats."

by red phillips June 21, 2020

Ben Major

A ‘Ben Major’ is a college major that requires little to no work during the college semester and that will land you a job that pays less than $30k per year. Examples of a ‘Ben Major’ include: Sports Administration, Exercise Science, and Gender Studies. The list may go on and on.

“Dude how do you not have any work on a Wednesday, you’re totally in a Ben Major.”

by Nick is the most best, He gets February 19, 2021

Ace Major

The sussiest baka of all, built different, mother of 10. After leaving the ELO server, she devoted her life to carving ornate camels out of mahogany. She cannot be located.

"Why you gotta be such an Ace Major."
"How many children do you have? Typical Ace Major right there."

by Vonky May 23, 2021

frack major

to be a master at fracking

joey blew me so hard he must be a frack major

by rj_yktv March 23, 2022