A general term for a female who looks like any specific animal, usually a horse or pig, and who often is an easy fuck, although nobody actually finds her attractive.
Bro 1 "dude i gotta get this nut off"
Bro 2 "dude call up that Rube Machine"
Bro 1 "idk man, she looks like a horse"
Bro 2 "dude call up that Rube Machine"
Bro 1 "idk man, she looks like a horse"
by tmullins181 December 13, 2010
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Guy2: Me too
Computer Nerd: Hold up you want to test malware? Get a virtual machine
Guy2: Me too
Computer Nerd: Hold up you want to test malware? Get a virtual machine
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Ramming a girl in the ass while drinking a Coke. Right before he finishes the coke, blows the load in the can, mixes it up, pores it in her ass and sucks it back out. The exchanges the liquid into her mouth as she swallows it.
Austin was so excited to tell his friends that he did the California Vending Machine with his girlfriend Shelby
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3.) me
mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.
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