My Ass

Humorous/sarcastic answer or explanation for any question one doesn't really care about.

Teacher: Now, students, can anyone tell us the difference between an electron and a positron?
Me: My ass.

Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.

Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.

by Hellzapoppin' July 12, 2018

on my level

your level is the point where you are high and/or drunk up to the point where you seemingly recognize and are familiar your fucked up state.

being below your level means you are not yet too fucked up, and being above your level means you are so fucked up you should probably chill out with the jager.

i'm grounded for summer because i came home last night on my level; my parents were pissed.

by sk8ergirl14 June 15, 2011

and my axe

From LotR: The Fellowship of the Ring. When you are making a plan and someone decides that they want to be in on this plan, they say 'AND MY AXE' in a heavy scottish accent.

Leader: So we are going to sneak in here at night, put gnomes all over this dude's garden, get out again, are you all in?

Everyone else (in unison): AND MY AXE!!!

by wangdalfthegay June 18, 2006

my trash

Any form of media that you know is objectively terrible, yet you still unironically enjoy it.

Sword Art Online is my trash.

by Odesawaan October 12, 2019

my pink

someone like your yellow just best friend version. the person/people who make you the happiest.

person 1: your my pink
person 2: whats a pink?
person 1: someone who’s your best friend who makes you the happiest.

by jayla <3 💓💓 April 19, 2021

Not my life

Something you say to someone when they tell you something that doesn't happen to you or didn't happen to you

Friend: "I just lost my blackberry!"
You: "Not my life"

by stamfordallday July 5, 2010

My Bruce

Close friend or someone who you rate like batman.

Rollsafe My Bruce!
In a bit My Bruce!

by #101nz March 6, 2021