A Character in a television show, manga, anime, comic book, webcomic, etc. who constantly gets abused and never gets ahead in life. Played for comedy.
by SSM12 September 28, 2012
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by Orangatang July 31, 2006
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A class of humans particularly whites who carry Neanderthal traits, incest is very common in this group. Lies, deceit , hatred for any ethic group better than them. So they weapon themselves with dry white humor, 911 speed dial, and internet Trolling. They are easy to detect they usually have Semen pasty skin or high skin tan like the color of Cheetos . Their friends are Coons, Toms and Bedwenches
A class of humans particularly whites who carry Neanderthal traits, incest is very common in this group. Lies, deceit , hatred for any ethic group better than them. So they weapon themselves with dry white humor, 911 speed dial, and internet Trolling. They are easy to detect they usually have Semen pasty skin or high skin tan like the color of Cheetos . Their friends are Coons, Toms and Bedwenches
by CyberAli May 28, 2018
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A consumer report included the growing number of returns of the infamous reading product, the Phonics Monkey, which just turns out to be a degenerate species of bonobo chimp.
by aka_Pyro April 6, 2007
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by Dr. KLUE October 1, 2008
Get the Flab Monkey mug.A person who is ostensibly unable to walk, chew gum, sit, eat, drink, sleep, work, shop, drive, breathe, take a crap, or accomplish any other task commonly performed with or without opposable digits, unless a cell phone is inexorably attached to the side of their head.
This person is typically oblivious to almost all stimuli around them including any carbon-based life forms, merging traffic, lights at intersections, toll booth gates, falling pianos, the cashier in front of them, the check-out line behind them, the person they've just walked in front of, the inappropriateness of their loud phone rants, or anything else involving sight, sound or smell (such as the fungus slowly growing on the mouth and ear piece of the greasy device).
Ironically, it has been shown that when placed in a room with other family members and friends, but without the cellular appliance, this person has alarmingly little to say to any of them. This time spent communicating face to face has been estimated to be a mere fraction of the corresponding period spent talking to the same people through the device, and at great and perpetual urgency.
This person is typically oblivious to almost all stimuli around them including any carbon-based life forms, merging traffic, lights at intersections, toll booth gates, falling pianos, the cashier in front of them, the check-out line behind them, the person they've just walked in front of, the inappropriateness of their loud phone rants, or anything else involving sight, sound or smell (such as the fungus slowly growing on the mouth and ear piece of the greasy device).
Ironically, it has been shown that when placed in a room with other family members and friends, but without the cellular appliance, this person has alarmingly little to say to any of them. This time spent communicating face to face has been estimated to be a mere fraction of the corresponding period spent talking to the same people through the device, and at great and perpetual urgency.
Get off the phone and drive cell monkey.
It's your turn dumbass! STFU and write the check or run your debit. This store has gotta ban the freaking cell monkeys in checkout lines?
Hey cell monkey, your fly is open and you're standing in front of the forklift.
It's your turn dumbass! STFU and write the check or run your debit. This store has gotta ban the freaking cell monkeys in checkout lines?
Hey cell monkey, your fly is open and you're standing in front of the forklift.
by idiot emptor April 24, 2009
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